As a musician, Annie has toured the United States and Europe, performing both traditional jazz and original compositions. A disciplined performer, she has performed around 300 times in the past five years at a wide range of venues and events, from the annual Outside Lands Festival in Golden Gate Park to Caveau de la Huchette in Paris. Annie is also a recurring guest vocalist with Jeff Goldbum and the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra at The Rockwell Table and Stage in Los Angeles, Feinstein’s At the Nikko in San Francisco. She appeared with Goldbum and his ensemble in San Francisco at Sketch Fest in 2016, 2017, and 2018 and at the famed Glastonbury Festival in London in 2019.
Whether on stage or in the booth, Annie brings a sustained drive and good spirit to every one of her performances.
By: Matt Dinniman, Emily Labes-Royce, Annie Ellicott, Shami Stovall, Harmon Cooper
Narrated By: -
Soundbooth Theater takes over Author Nation in Las Vegas! This live recording of our first-ever variety show includes original sketches, music, and more. Watch out for genre police, potion salesmen, Chat-Sandra, and the general chaos of the world of independent writing. All proceeds benefit the ASPCA.
Featuring the following sketches:
An excerpt from Dungeon Crawler Carl — By Matt Dinniman; Starring Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Ryan H. Reid, and Justin Thomas James; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"Infinite Hustle" — By Jeyla Briar; Starring Justin Thomas James, Rebecca Brokaw-Sands, and Annie Ellicott; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"Tuesday Night Writes" — By Melissa Storm; Starring Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Rebecca Brokaw-Sands, and Ryan H. Reid; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
An excerpt from Space Buns — By Emily Labes and Annie Ellicott; Starring Jeff Hays and Annie Ellicott; Music performed by Jeff Hays, Aaron J. Morton, Jacob Raccuia, Sam Ward, and Justin Thomas James; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"Helmont’s Greatest Hits and How Not to Be One," Bonus Content from Time-Marked Warlock — By Shami Stovall; Starring Jeff Hays, Ryan H. Reid, Annie Ellicott, and Justin Thomas James; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"This Really Sucks" — By Matt Dinniman; Starring Jeff Hays, Justin Thomas James, and Annie Ellicott; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"Genre Police" — By Harmon Cooper; Starring Ryan H. Reid, Rebecca Brokaw-Sands, Annie Ellicott, and Jeff Hays; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton and Justin Thomas James; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
Match 1: Danny vs. Truck-kun
Aced
S1:E1
1h 2m
Match 1: Danny vs. Truck-kun
Aced
S1:E1
1h 2m
By: Jonathan Smidt
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
Like many teenagers, there's a lot about Daniel Meadows' life that's out of his control. For example, having to start in a new school district for his freshman year of high school thanks to his dad's new job. Inside the realm of his control, however, is the decision to try a brand-new sport purely to impress a girl.
But the day of tennis tryouts proves far more fateful than Dan ever could have imagined, when a failed attempt by Truck-kun and the powers that be to kill him and transport his consciousness to a fantasy realm leaves him on Earth with miraculous abilities instead.
Stuck on his boring home planet with magical powers to harness and learn, Dan finds himself in a unique situation. Will he use his powers for greatness? Will he abuse them? Or will he simply use them to become the greatest tennis player ever just to chase the girl of his dreams?
Who knows? After all, it’s freshman year and he’s got a long way to go.
This slice-of-life tennis LitRPG serves up progression, sports, and fun in one hilarious series.
Episode 1
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E1
2h
Episode 1
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E1
2h
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
With the name of Earth's greatest threat finally revealed, the Earth Force prepares for its most critical mission yet. Before they can venture into the stars, they must first secure humanity’s survival at home. As they battle deadly monsters and eradicate the dreaded Broodmothers, their goal is clear: arm humanity with the tools to endure the chaos and ready themselves for the journey beyond the stars.
Identity Theft
Identity Theft
B:1
7h 11m
Identity Theft
Identity Theft
B:1
7h 11m
By: John G. Hartness
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
Based (verrrrrry loosely) on True Events.
Alexis Lieberman has been hacked. And not just hacked like someone stole her credit card information and did something reasonable, like buy a new TV or go to Aruba. Oh, nooooooo, of course not. No, she got hacked, and her credit card was used to buy the most vile, disgusting thing she could even contemplate.
Sub sandwiches with extra mayo.
That’s right — her identity was stolen and all they got was some cheap sub sandwich delivery, and not even good subs at that. But that’s beside the point. The point is that her identity was stolen, the sanctity of her computing world was violated, and it is high time that the evildoers were brought to justice, and made to answer for their crimes against Lexi — and against lunches worldwide. I mean, really. Extra mayo? Who even does that?
But now Lexi has another problem. Nobody cares. Not the local police, not the police in the town where the subs were fraudulently purchased, not even the FBI, who’s supposed to handle things like interstate wire fraud, international drug cartels, and human trafficking.
No, there’s no evidence of international drug cartels or human trafficking, but there’s also no evidence that those things aren’t involved, now is there?
So Lexi, after a long afternoon day drinking with her next door neighbor and BFF, Rhonda Mabry, she does the only thing she can think of — she loads up the Prius and heads off to Orlando in search of justice and whoever would order extra mayo. I mean, gross.
Along the way, there are drunken bar fights, drunken Bar Olympics, underwear malfunctions, a visit to at least one drunk tank, a fling with a man missing his eyebrows (which may or may not be Lexi’s doing), a showdown with the Russian mob, and a mechanical bull named Hornicus Prime.
Aced: The First Set
Aced
B:1
10h 45m
Aced: The First Set
Aced
B:1
10h 45m
By: Jonathan Smidt
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
Like many teenagers, there's a lot about Daniel Meadows' life that's out of his control. For example, having to start in a new school district for his freshman year of high school thanks to his dad's new job. Inside the realm of his control, however, is the decision to try a brand-new sport purely to impress a girl.
But the day of tennis tryouts proves far more fateful than Dan ever could have imagined, when a failed attempt by Truck-kun and the powers that be to kill him and transport his consciousness to a fantasy realm leaves him on Earth with miraculous abilities instead.
Stuck on his boring home planet with magical powers to harness and learn, Dan finds himself in a unique situation. Will he use his powers for greatness? Will he abuse them? Or will he simply use them to become the greatest tennis player ever just to chase the girl of his dreams?
Who knows? After all, it’s freshman year and he’s got a long way to go.
This slice-of-life tennis LitRPG serves up progression, sports, and fun in one hilarious series.
Arrival
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E1
38m
Arrival
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E1
38m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Joe Mulligan is looking for love, companionship, and romance… and that’s what the brochure said he was getting. Unfortunately, The Cult of the Gazing Star has no such thing planned for him. They had to lure a willing sacrifice in somehow, and as has always been the case, those looking for love, companionship, and romance are plentiful. So, having hooked the perfect, gullible, and hopelessly clueless candidate, these fanatics will finally summon the subject of their worship: a terrible being from beyond the veil of reality called Mag’rathlak the Observer. And although this devious cult had no intention of finding Joe a worthy companion, he may have found one all the same…
T-Rex Tussle
Dino Adventures
S1:E1
1h 32m
T-Rex Tussle
Dino Adventures
S1:E1
1h 32m
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
One wrong step…
…and you could be a T-Rex’s dinner!
When Liam realizes his inventor dad has created a time machine—a REAL time machine—he just can’t help his curiosity. But because of one little mistake, Liam and his dad soon find themselves jumping back into the cretaceous.
With the time machine’s special battery gone missing, now they’re stranded in the past with no way home.
Through a series of exciting encounters with unique (and sometimes scary) dinosaurs, Liam and Dad search for the time machine’s missing power supply so they can get back to modern day.
Will Liam find the courage to reclaim the battery without making the cretaceous’s top carnivore angry?
Or will he and Dad have to run their legs silly in order to escape the jaws of a terrible T-Rex?
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E1
2h 12m
Metal and Blood
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E1
2h 12m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Believing Boxxy gone, Fizzy leaves her life in Azurvale behind and sets out to seek fame and fortune. She has her sights set on the Horkensaft Kingdom’s Royal Institute of Technology and all the prestige and resources she’d gain access to if admitted. However, despite her intentions for a clean slate and solitary career, life quickly reminds her of the most vital lesson that box-shaped war crime drilled into her – no single being can survive this world without allies.
Her face launched a thousand ships. Her sword sank them. Helena Harms is the world’s greatest sword-fighter. When she fights entire continents stop to watch. Her latest match sets her against five opponents in the Battlevault. Helena has worked her entire life for this moment. Her father has been lost at war. Now she must battle her greatest opponent, a man no longer human, to prevent her father’s memory from being lost. The stakes are high. Will she win and change the world? Or must she leverage her death to buy a life?
The Samurai
Vampire Queen
B:1
9h 40m
The Samurai
Vampire Queen
B:1
9h 40m
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
At 19, Bonnie Stanford is your average hardworking urban college student in Alaska—just a typical girl trying to find her place in the world while avoiding her psychotic parents. (Well, typical if you don't count the fact that she doesn't know that she's an un-awakened Vampire Queen.) Having just lost her job, Bonnie reluctantly accepts the request to house sit her parents’ place out in the middle of Nowhere, Alaska, while they go on a three-week vacation. Two days before they are due home (and she can go back to quietly ignoring them), however, Bonnie receives a strange package and a letter, both of which turn her world upside down. Suddenly, she finds herself at the top of the Supernatural Most Wanted List, just because she has to suck blood and can, oh, by the way, enthrall people. Being hunted by the Inquisition and vampire lords who wanna kill her or enslave her, with only an ancient Samurai who is just as wary of her as she is of him as a companion, Bonnie tries to handle the insanity she has just been immersed in. Will the tentative trust formed between the centuries-old warrior and the naïve young woman be enough to help her survive the dangers to come? Will the unlikely pair be able to overcome their fear of each other to survive the coming supernatural apocalypse? Or will Bonnie fall to the supernatural creatures seeking to bind her and use her to make their dark armies?
Book 1: Trial by Fire
Dragon Guard
B:1
6h 1m
Book 1: Trial by Fire
Dragon Guard
B:1
6h 1m
By: Jada Fisher
Narrated By: Jude Erin
In a world full of darkness, the light of the sun is the only thing that can keep the Dark at bay. And dragons are the only thing that can protect the light.
The first book in an epic dragon rider series from international bestselling author Jada Fisher.
Tennegan Felter (Ten) is a humble servant in Epoch Sol, a beacon of light in a world full of darkness. Her deepest desire is to serve the city she loves and defend it from the creatures of the Dark that live all around. The only way to do that is to join the Dragon Guard. There’s one big problem, though. She is a mere servant and faces near insurmountable odds just to get in. And then she has to pass all the tests. Can Ten prove her doubters wrong, overcome all the obstacles, and fulfill her dream of becoming a dragon rider?
Trial by Fire is the first book in the epic Dragon Guard fantasy adventure. If you enjoy magical worlds and unforgettable characters, you don't want to miss this epic adventure from bestselling author Jada Fisher.
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
B:1
17h 46m
Small Chests Are Fine Too
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
B:1
17h 46m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
It is an undeniable fact that good things come in small packages. More often than not, it is necessary to trim the fat in order to bring what really matters to the forefront. Having extra bulk may seem like a good idea, but in reality it is merely a crutch that will one day become a hindrance, as it is no substitute for personality nor ability. Indeed, often times it is the small things in life that brighten up our daily lives and constantly remind us exactly why we do the things we do.
However, it is important to keep an open mind, for while bigger is not always better, there are also times when it is. This holds especially true when it comes to hopes and dreams, which have been known to require a suitably large container from time to time. And while dreaming big could potentially lead to massive disappointment, it is also possible to reach for the stars while aiming at the moon.
These are the truths that one tiny woman with a gigantic aspiration is about to discover.
DISCLAIMER: This is a spin-off/side story of Everybody Loves Large Chests, which takes place during the events of Volume 7: Goroth.
Narrated By: Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Gary Furlong
When Jonathan Harker visits the castle of the enigmatic Count Dracula at the behest of his employer, he has no idea of the horrors lurking within and poised to spread across Europe. But after narrowly escaping the castle – and the vampires dwelling within – Harker knows what true evil looks like. Now, with the help of everyone’s favorite polymath turned vampire hunter, Abraham Van Helsing, and a small band of dedicated do-gooders, Harker must find a way to destroy Dracula and save the world.
Soundbooth Theater is proud to release our rendition of one of the most popular tales in western literature. Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and Gary Francis Furlong effortlessly breathe life into this 123-year-old text. No matter how familiar you are with Dracula, we guarantee this Audio Deep Dive will send shivers down your spine.
WARNING: Our script is a faithful adaptation of a century-old story. As such, some language and themes depicted reflect outdated attitudes that in no way reflect the views of Soundbooth Theater.
(P)2020 Soundbooth Theater
Episode 1: Thank You for Volunteering
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E1
3h 6m
4.00
Episode 1: Thank You for Volunteering
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E1
3h 6m
4
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Carl tries to save the cat. The world ends. The game begins. As it turns out, the apocalypse will be televised.
Part 1, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E1
1h 31m
Part 1, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E1
1h 31m
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 1-5
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Year 2286. Alex Bell has put in 20 years of work in the VR game Eternal Dominion -- a full-dive fantasy VRMMO game that accounts for around 20% of the world's economy. He had risen to the top as a vice guild leader, and thanks to his work his guild was steps away from truly standing with the other top guilds. Only fate decided to rip it all away at the last moment. After his fall, Alex awakens to see his 18-year-old self looking back at him in the mirror. It's 2266, and Eternal Dominion is set to launch in a matter of hours, but this time, things will be different. This time, he will succeed in life and make sure his friends and family are along for the ride ... even if he has to drag them along to do so.
Episode 2
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E2
2h 22m
Episode 2
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E2
2h 22m
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
At Hammerhead Station, the grim, gritty edge of civilization, survival is a daily grind. Resources need mining, enemies demand defeat, and allies are always in need of rescue. It’s just another day on the frontier - where every battle could be the last.
Home and Romance
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E2
50m
Home and Romance
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E2
50m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Having potentially found love in, seriously, THE most unlikely place -- no exaggeration -- Joe is committed to his agreement with Mag’rathlak the Observer, or, Maggie, as she prefers him, AND ONLY HIM, to call her. The first task at hand: teach Maggie to walk. From there, he can show her his home, Mega City Dave-156 of the Third British Empire, and humanity in general after that. Tall orders for a loser like Joe, but hopefully, he can accomplish all of this before his soaps are on.
Triceratops Trickery
Dino Adventures
S1:E2
1h 38m
Triceratops Trickery
Dino Adventures
S1:E2
1h 38m
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
A triceratops teetering on the edge…
…can they save it in time?
In the wake of their first time-traveling adventure, Liam and his dad realize they’ve left something unfinished—something important. Now the life of an innocent (but HUGE) triceratops hangs in the balance.
But what can Liam and Dad do? Well, for starters, they have a time machine…
When a quick trip back in time with Dad’s new mech suit goes wrong, Liam has to find a way to solve the triceratops problem using another method.
Can Liam stay focused long enough to figure out a solution?
Or will the triceratops fall headfirst into a sticky disaster?
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E2
2h 28m
Parts and Puzzles
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E2
2h 28m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Bureaucracy, maintenance, and odd jobs. Though hardly the most glamorous start to her new life, Fizzy understands that the ambitious future she envisions for herself demands a solid foundation. Standing out so much certainly helps with getting herself established, though it does have its downsides whenever it starts attracting trouble as well.
Banksy levels up. The team joins the outside world. Duke helps a child in need.
Alaskan Fury
Guardians of the First Realm
B:2
19h 30m
Alaskan Fury
Guardians of the First Realm
B:2
19h 30m
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Long ago, Kaashifah the Fury, Chosen warrior of the Lord of War, fought a djinni to a stalemate in an ancient duel of souls. Three thousand years later, she and ‘Aqrab, the passionate djinni prince of the Fourth Lands, are still bound together, each waiting for the other to make that final, killing blow. To complicate matters, they are being hunted across the vast Alaskan wilderness by a team of holy soldiers who are specially trained—and highly successful—at capturing the numerous magical beings of the Five Realms. In order to save their friends from the Inquisition, some compromises must be made…and some boons given. But in unraveling the magics that bind them, will these two ancient immortals learn to trust each other, or will their own thawing hearts be their undoing?
The Barghest
Vampire Queen
B:2
9h 37m
The Barghest
Vampire Queen
B:2
9h 37m
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
Having teamed up with Theo, a very old and surprisingly chivalrous vampire lord, Bonnie and her samurai friend Masaaki now have a slightly better chance of surviving the next couple weeks. But trouble calls when one of Theo's old friends gets kidnapped by a rival lord, and he and the samurai leave the untrained queen alone while they rush headlong into a trap. Angry at suddenly being the rich errand girl, Bonnie makes a very unwise decision to go rescue a barghest from local slavers—the same barghest that both of her guardians repeatedly warned her not to save because barghests eat vampires. But she is inexplicably drawn to the huge beast called Björn, even as he makes her tremble in fear. Now, while Theo is missing in action, and Masaaki is wandering lost in the Alaskan wilderness, Bonnie alone must find a way to keep the barghest from eating everyone who pisses him off while simultaneously staying out of the hands of the Inquisition.
The team gets dirty. Carl and Donut save children from a drug war.
Part 1, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E2
1h 29m
Part 1, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E2
1h 29m
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 6-10
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Xeal and friends continue their journey to the top of Eternal Dominion. However, as Xeal searches out potential leaders for his guild and bolsters its ranks, others are moving as well. Will he and his guild weather the storm, or will they lose their footing and be stopped before they can even really begin?
Episode 3
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E3
2h 35m
Episode 3
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E3
2h 35m
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Leaving Hammerhead behind, it’s time to explore a new alien world. Bryte, a gleaming beacon of technology and progress, stands tall — right next to a planet crawling with twisted, monstrous horrors. In this delicate balance, survival is anything but guaranteed.
Food and Music
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E3
45m
Food and Music
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E3
45m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Joe shows Maggie more wonders of the human world, including old video games played with actual controllers. In VR, he’s also able to show her the wonders of nature, hiking, and Spazz metal concerts. But none of this compares to the experience of consuming REAL FOOD, digesting it in a real human body, and the discovery of her favorite flavor, “Starberry.”
Stegosaurus Swamp
Dino Adventures
S1:E3
1h 44m
Stegosaurus Swamp
Dino Adventures
S1:E3
1h 44m
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
A nest under attack…
…can they save the dino eggs before it’s too late?
Disaster has flung Liam and Dad even farther back in time to the Jurassic period. Now they’re stuck there—literally—with their time machine half-drowned in a prehistoric swamp.
Worse yet, their loud and obnoxious entrance has drawn the attention of the area’s predators.
Caught in the middle, a mama stegosaurus just wants to protect her eggs, but the other dinosaurs are closing in… and they’re hungry.
Can Liam and Dad team up with the stegosaurus to help protect the nest from ravenous raptors and pterodactyls?
And can they find a way to get their time machine free of the muck so they can finally get home?
Duke participates in a religious ceremony. Another player emerges. A hidden kaiju reveals itself.
The Feylord
Vampire Queen
B:3
10h 10m
The Feylord
Vampire Queen
B:3
10h 10m
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
After narrowly escaping the Duke of the Nightlands (and leaving Theo at his mercy), Bonnie and the feylord (Tl'oghk'etnaeyen) find themselves reunited with Björn. Barely surviving a run-in with a Fury, Bonnie finally learns to compromise and communicate as they continue their search for Masaaki. In the process, Björn finds out the past may not be quite as he remembers it; Bonnie and Tl'oghk'etnaeyen forge a deeper trust and understanding of each other; and Theo ends up in an uneasy alliance with a brainwashed Inquisitor. But even as new, fragile partnerships are formed, a malignant demigod is getting closer to seeing his evil plans come to fruition. Will Björn and Tl'oghk'etnaeyen each find a way to end their miserable curses? Or will Bonnie’s hasty alliances crumble, leaving her to face Pestilence alone? Join the suspense...
Frank learns how saferooms work. Carl and Donut hit the gym.
Part 1, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E3
1h 19m
Part 1, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E3
1h 19m
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 11-15
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
After overcoming the assault in Eternal Dominion by Abysses End's members Alex/Xeal and his friend have shown that they can stand firm. Now they must navigate Abysses End's advances in reality without isolating themselves from the entirety of the VR gamming workshop community. While the nobles of Nium have begun to take a vested interest in Alex's/Xeal's progress. Will Alex/Xeal and his friends be able to navigate these diplomatic situations or will they find themselves dancing to the tune of others.
Episode 4
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E4
3h 1m
Episode 4
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E4
3h 1m
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Back on Earth, armed with hard-earned technology and knowledge to aid humanity, the crew takes the opportunity for some well-earned R&R before heading back to Bryte.
Mischief, Pets, and Fear
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E4
1h 14m
Mischief, Pets, and Fear
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E4
1h 14m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Special Agent Sarah Johanson, the psy-operative responsible for breaking into Mag’rathlak’s summoning ritual, hasn’t given up. She’s still under orders from Her Immortal Majesty’s Supernatural Eviction Agency to monitor the Class-3 Cosmic Entity as it… does whatever it’s doing, and so she remains vigilant at her monitor, watching “the subject” as it drinks with Joe and the lads at a pub.
Meanwhile, Joe has to practice for an upcoming Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, which means Maggie has to figure out how to entertain herself for a few days. As she quests to discover the animal life that has attached itself to human culture, she happens to meet Mr. Charles, the owner of a novelty shop that just happens to sell pets. Fascinated by the idea of owning a cute critter of her own, she quickly learns how owners should and shouldn’t treat their pets.
Hell Hath No Feta
Aprilthologies: Folly Realized
S1:E4
20m
Hell Hath No Feta
Aprilthologies: Folly Realized
S1:E4
20m
By: Emily Labes-Royce
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
An artist enjoying a meteoric rise and an engagement to a perfect-on-paper financier, Hope Stanfield believes she is finally on her way to achieving the life she’s always wanted. But when an uneaten cheese plate and whispers of her dark past threaten to expose the cracks in her impeccable facade, Hope’s docile demeaner gives way to something far more sinister.
On the Shoulders of Giants
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E4
1h 45m
On the Shoulders of Giants
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E4
1h 45m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
They say shoot for the moon, but this is just ridiculous, even by the erratic standards of the God of Chaos. Still, as his devoted Paladin, Fizzy is determined to adapt to her extraordinary circumstances and eventually find her way home, even if it takes her centuries. Still, she’d best not dally, as her companions-by-chance probably don’t have that luxury. Bloody meatbags.
Milk
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E4
1h 36m
Milk
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E4
1h 36m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
A pair of Kaiju get into a scuffle. Banksy reunites with his master. Duke is offered a refreshing drink.
Carl and his new friends interrupt an intimate get together.
Part 1, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E4
1h 35m
Part 1, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E4
1h 35m
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 16-20
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Alex/Xeal tried to let things come to him and in doing so things escalated quickly almost ending in disaster for him. Now it’s time for him to make his Will known and assert himself on those who wish to assert themselves on him. As forces from both reality and Eternal Dominion try to manipulate Alex/Xeal for their own designs, will he succeed or will he find himself overwhelmed and bogged down by the plans of others?
Make sure friends and family stay together: Check
Get first guild bonus: Check
Establish a stable revenue stream: Check
Secure future leaders for his guild: Check
Spread the fame of his guild: Check
Become A knight of Nium: Check
Become a true noble of Nium:
Maintain his freedom in and out of ED:
Develop members of FAE into elite players:
Episode 5
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E5
4h 14m
Episode 5
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E5
4h 14m
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Bryne: a planet swarming with deadly warped, but rich in advanced materials. Centillion: a barren world filled with danger and the remnants of a long-dead civilization. Just a couple of typical days on the Unity crew’s mission.
Regret and Travel
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E5
40m
Regret and Travel
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E5
40m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
In the last episode, Maggie was very naughty. So naughty, in fact, the police were called. Thankfully, sky-diving without a license is a minor offense, and so she was only brought into the station long enough for Joe to come and get her. But Joe's trouble doesn't stop there. Practice has been going great for the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, but his teammate Ryan's Full Immersion Pod 3000™ is on the fritz. Hopefully Joe can convince Maggie to bring a shoggoth or two to Ryan's flat in time to save his Full Immersion Pod 3000™, and the tournament...
The March of Industry
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E5
2h 34m
The March of Industry
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E5
2h 34m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
When Fizzy first saw the city of Dragunov, she thought it truly was the Tinkerers’ Holy Land. Little did she know it was only a prototype, barely a prelude of where this unprecedented detour would lead her. Though Fizzy is eager to see what the Original Artificer has been up to since her disappearance, she maintains a healthy dose of paranoia regarding ‘Katya’ person’s true motives. Just like Boxxy taught her.
The Shrill
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E5
1h 43m
The Shrill
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E5
1h 43m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Yoshi rolls out the red carpet for Duke. Banksy leaves the nest. Aunt Bernadette generates a quest.
On April 1, 2021, we convinced ELLC fans that, after a long wait, we were releasing Mortimer: Volume 6 here on SBT Direct for free. Of course, as they should have expected, it was a trap.
People were pissed. It was hilarious.
We've made it available again so you can now enjoy these 10 hours of comedic genius yourself.
Episode 5: Smile and Wave. Smile and Wave!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E5
2h 3m
Episode 5: Smile and Wave. Smile and Wave!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E5
2h 3m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Princess Donut’s dreams of intergalactic stardom finally come true.
Part 1, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E5
1h 33m
Part 1, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E5
1h 33m
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 21-25
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Abysses End has left for the time being, but they left behind a parting gift of sorts. Meanwhile in Eternal Dominion the major workshops are stirring up trouble for FAE to waylay their progress. All while Alex/Xeal tries to advance himself and his guild further in both reality and the virtual world once more. Will FAE succeed in fending off the latest moves from the major players, and what other surprises does life have instore for Alex/Xeal.
Victory and Equity
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E6
53m
Victory and Equity
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E6
53m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie and Joe visit the "zoo" that Ryan's uncle works at. But after that, there's no time to waste. Joe and the lads need help with the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament. When the pressure is on, Maggie shows her worth as a star pilot, but is it enough to win?
From Bob with Love
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E6
2h 41m
From Bob with Love
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E6
2h 41m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Optimism is a feeling Fizzy long thought dead and buried, yet here it is, rearing its ugly head. Just the faintest suggestion that Boxxy might still be alive was enough to make her core buzz with anticipation and glee. Unfortunately, the task of getting to it has not been made simpler, and if all she needs to do to accomplish it is wipe out an indigenous civilization or two, then so be it.
Necroshire
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E6
36m
Necroshire
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E6
36m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke jumps headfirst into the art of Kaiju husbandry and then makes an in-person visit to the clinic. Legal trouble abounds.
Heavy Metal Night at the Met
Mega-Mech-Apocalypse
B:6
1h 24m
Heavy Metal Night at the Met
Mega-Mech-Apocalypse
B:6
1h 24m
By: CJ Valin, Jaime Castle, Rachel Aukes
Narrated By: Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Ryan H. Reid
Carl and Donut briefly consider a business proposal. A bathroom break goes awry.
Part 1, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E6
1h 20m
Part 1, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E6
1h 20m
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 26-29
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Episode 6
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S2:E6
1h 31m
Episode 6
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S2:E6
1h 31m
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Skitter reveals his true identity, and the Earth Force crew must outsmart him, or prepare for subjugation.Skitter reveals his true identity, and the Earth Force crew must outsmart him, or prepare for subjugation.
Xeal/Alex has once again thwarted the designs of the major workshops and can once again return his attention to the quests that Prince Victor has assigned him. Meanwhile in reality Abysses End has returned with the next group of their young members and Alex must deal with the issues they cause. All while preparing himself and others to making the push for tier-5 and share his, Sam's and Nicole's news with others.
Inquiry, Passion, and Order
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E7
1h 23m
Inquiry, Passion, and Order
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E7
1h 23m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Officer Maloney knows something isn't quite right. Her Immortal Majesty's Supernatural Eviction Agency wanted him to drop this whole "skydiving" incident, but his curiosity just won't have it. But Maggie always knows when she's being watched...
To Infinity and Back Again
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E7
3h 1m
To Infinity and Back Again
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E7
3h 1m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Upgrades! Now even more wondrous, fantastic, and lethal – not to mention with a divine sponsorship – Fizzy is finally ready to put this madness behind her and return to some semblance of normalcy. She doesn’t even have to commit genocide to do it. Instead, she has to lead the charge against a tyrannical, mechanical overlord that has had an entire century to fortify themselves. What could possibly go wrong?
Epsilon
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E7
1h 59m
Epsilon
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E7
1h 59m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke serves his time. Epsilon catches a cold. Clara tells on herself.
Episode 7: Luck Goes Both Ways, Like Your Mom
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E7
1h 56m
Episode 7: Luck Goes Both Ways, Like Your Mom
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E7
1h 56m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
An exploit is used to its full potential. Carl and Donut encounter an old friend.
Part 2, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E7
0
Part 2, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E7
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 30-34
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Joe becomes perturbed when Maggie pays someone else a little too much attention, and London Bridge begins to fall as Her Immortal God Queen tries to make amends.
Donut gains a new ally. The second floor comes to an end.
Part 2, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E8
0
Part 2, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E8
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 35-39
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Maggie tries sleep, and goes shopping. Joe approves involuntarily.
The Conception
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E9
1h 8m
The Conception
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E9
1h 8m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke welcomes a new life into the world.
Part 2, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E9
0
Part 2, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E9
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 40-44
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
It's time for Alex to officially move into his new home in Colorado, as new associates join him in developing FAE in reality.
Meanwhile, in Eternal Dominion, he continues to move forward with his quest, to gain the approval of Nium’s nobility in the final year before he is to be wed to Princess Enye. While also getting to know the two other princesses from foreign nations who have their eyes on him as well. All while tracking down a few potential boosts to his guild in the form of a pair of phoenixes.
As always, this series contains a no smut harem that seems to be getting out of control, but is really just settling into what it will truly be.
Misdirection, Trust, and Procrastination
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E10
1h 25m
Misdirection, Trust, and Procrastination
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E10
1h 25m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
AJ finds a rock. Maggie starts to grow on her. Then the shoggoth makes a mess.
Part 2, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E10
0
Part 2, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E10
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 45-49
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
In reality, Alex welcomes all of his friends back from their month abroad, and they quickly notice the newest additions to his life, as they prepare to truly get used to living in Alex’s new home together.
Meanwhile, in Eternal Dominion, the time has finally come for Xeal to meet with the reclusive elven queen to speak about the future relations between men and elves. Will the talks go smoothly, or will Xeal have to deal with a few unwanted wrinkles?
This and more as Alex/Xeal continues his journey to stand at the top of Eternal Dominion and ensure his life and the life of those around him in reality are ones of comfort and prosperity.
Vacation, Shipping, and Lawyers
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E11
1h 47m
Vacation, Shipping, and Lawyers
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E11
1h 47m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie and Joe visit the beach. Then they get sued for copyright infringement.
Part 2, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E11
0
Part 2, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E11
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 50-54
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
The time for wedding bells to ring has arrived in Eternal Dominion.
Xeal must make his final preparations for what is sure to be a unique experience in marrying three princesses from very different backgrounds and families, as there will be no going back once it is done! Especially with three more waiting brides and the fulfillment of their duties as nobles to take care of after the wedding.
Fame, Fine Print, and Family
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E12
1h 7m
Fame, Fine Print, and Family
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E12
1h 7m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie accidentally starts a cult. Then she meets Joe's mum.
Part 2, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E12
0
Part 2, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E12
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 55-59
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Compulsion (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:12
32m
Compulsion (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:12
32m
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 12 of Eternal Dominion.
Compulsion
Eternal Dominion
B:12
6h 43m
Compulsion
Eternal Dominion
B:12
6h 43m
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
With his weddings and honeymoons behind him, it is time for Xeal/Alex to return to his climb to the top. Only, a new force seems to have other ideas regarding that. In a battle where one's will can only carry them so far, just how far will Xeal/Alex's will carry him? And will he break Eternal Dominion completely in the process?
Adaptation, Rivalry, Compassion
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E13
1h 26m
Adaptation, Rivalry, Compassion
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E13
1h 26m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Joe and Maggie go on a luxury space cruise. But they're joined by an unexpected guest...
Part 3, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E13
0
Part 3, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E13
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 60-64
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Notoriety (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:13
29m
Notoriety (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:13
29m
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 13 of Eternal Dominion.
Notoriety
Eternal Dominion
B:13
6h 32m
Notoriety
Eternal Dominion
B:13
6h 32m
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Phoenixes to find, new allies to make and a trip back to his home town await Alex/Xeal as his journey both in the virtual world of Eternal Dominion and reality continues.
Consequences, Resolve, Departure
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E14
1h 30m
Consequences, Resolve, Departure
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E14
1h 30m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie checks in to the office to clarify policy. Joe confronts his dad. Then Maggie receives grim news...
Part 3, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E14
0
Part 3, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E14
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 65-69
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Return
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E15
1h 2m
Return
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E15
1h 2m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Joe has a plan.
Part 3, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E15
0
Part 3, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E15
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 70-74
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Part 3, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E16
0
Part 3, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E16
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 75-79
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...