Jake Krasniewicz

“Ahh! You're a blockhead!” Jack, Kate, their parents, and pet cat, Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty from Japan (Who Smells Like Poop), went to bed one night like normal. But when they woke up, everything was NOT normal. They had been pulled into the kids’ favorite video game: Minecraft! Mom and Dad don’t know anything about this strange new world they must learn to survive in. Luckily, Kate and Jack do! Here, the kids teach the parents! Follow the family in their hilarious adventures as they live, learn, and survive in Minecraft. They have to explore, craft, mine, make food, defend against monsters, and protect Bruce the cat from himself, who keeps trying to gobble everything up!

“Baaaaarrrbeeecuuuuueee!” The adventure continues! The family and of course Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty from Japan (Who Smells Like Poop) get deeper into Minecraft, learning more about the game as they go. They’re finally starting to feel somewhat comfortable, but what happens when Dad fishes up an old book that tells a very strange and very scary history of the game? More crafting, mining, monsters, and crazy kitty antics galore!

“Swingin’ my pick And singin’ my song Mining in the dirt All day long Workin’ in a cave, I hope there’s no bats But at least down here I don't smell the cat....” The Accidental Minecraft Family now has a mission! They know they must eventually explore the wider world and figure out just what the mysterious book they found was all about. Preparing for a long journey takes a lot of work, though. Kate finally gets to start a farm! Will they be able to make enough armor, food, and more importantly, protect it all from being eaten by Bruce the cat? Just when they think their plans are all set, a mystery visitor shows up and changes everything.

“I've never seen a cat ride a donkey!” The Accidental Minecraft Family has one mission: Find a way to get back home. Dad insists a a witch will be able to help them, but it's not like they can just spawn one. After traveling the perilous journey to the closest village, what will they find? Friend or foe?