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Episodes
Desolation
Eternal Dominion
B:0
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Discover the events of the day when everything in Alex/Xeal’s life seemed to fall apart around him, while going beyond the events he was aware of!
© 2023 Bern Dean ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Match 1: Danny vs. Truck-kun
Aced
S1:E1
By: Jonathan Smidt
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
Like many teenagers, there's a lot about Daniel Meadows' life that's out of his control. For example, having to start in a new school district for his freshman year of high school thanks to his dad's new job. Inside the realm of his control, however, is the decision to try a brand-new sport purely to impress a girl.
But the day of tennis tryouts proves far more fateful than Dan ever could have imagined, when a failed attempt by Truck-kun and the powers that be to kill him and transport his consciousness to a fantasy realm leaves him on Earth with miraculous abilities instead.
Stuck on his boring home planet with magical powers to harness and learn, Dan finds himself in a unique situation. Will he use his powers for greatness? Will he abuse them? Or will he simply use them to become the greatest tennis player ever just to chase the girl of his dreams?
Who knows? After all, it’s freshman year and he’s got a long way to go.
This slice-of-life tennis LitRPG serves up progression, sports, and fun in one hilarious series.
Book 1: When Life Gives You Legends
Tilda Quickthatch
B:1
By: -
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her.
Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life.
Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet.
What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?!
When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.
Ironglade
Blood Mercenaries
B:1
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
They took his dragon. How far will Aeron go to get him back?
When Aeron gets kicked out of the Wyvern Knight Corps for his addiction to painkilling magic mushrooms, he is forced to leave Wafer, his bonded battle wyvern, behind.
But Aeron's former commander, Larcas Brove, is holding a grudge, and he works to stop Aeron and Wafer from reuniting at every turn.
With no money, a dead-end job, and a hopeless future, Aeron decides to rescue Wafer from Brove's clutches - even if it means risking his life.
Identity Theft
Identity Theft
B:1
By: John G. Hartness
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
Based (verrrrrry loosely) on True Events.
Alexis Lieberman has been hacked. And not just hacked like someone stole her credit card information and did something reasonable, like buy a new TV or go to Aruba. Oh, nooooooo, of course not. No, she got hacked, and her credit card was used to buy the most vile, disgusting thing she could even contemplate.
Sub sandwiches with extra mayo.
That’s right — her identity was stolen and all they got was some cheap sub sandwich delivery, and not even good subs at that. But that’s beside the point. The point is that her identity was stolen, the sanctity of her computing world was violated, and it is high time that the evildoers were brought to justice, and made to answer for their crimes against Lexi — and against lunches worldwide. I mean, really. Extra mayo? Who even does that?
But now Lexi has another problem. Nobody cares. Not the local police, not the police in the town where the subs were fraudulently purchased, not even the FBI, who’s supposed to handle things like interstate wire fraud, international drug cartels, and human trafficking.
No, there’s no evidence of international drug cartels or human trafficking, but there’s also no evidence that those things aren’t involved, now is there?
So Lexi, after a long afternoon day drinking with her next door neighbor and BFF, Rhonda Mabry, she does the only thing she can think of — she loads up the Prius and heads off to Orlando in search of justice and whoever would order extra mayo. I mean, gross.
Along the way, there are drunken bar fights, drunken Bar Olympics, underwear malfunctions, a visit to at least one drunk tank, a fling with a man missing his eyebrows (which may or may not be Lexi’s doing), a showdown with the Russian mob, and a mechanical bull named Hornicus Prime.
Aced: The First Set
Aced
B:1
By: Jonathan Smidt
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
Like many teenagers, there's a lot about Daniel Meadows' life that's out of his control. For example, having to start in a new school district for his freshman year of high school thanks to his dad's new job. Inside the realm of his control, however, is the decision to try a brand-new sport purely to impress a girl.
But the day of tennis tryouts proves far more fateful than Dan ever could have imagined, when a failed attempt by Truck-kun and the powers that be to kill him and transport his consciousness to a fantasy realm leaves him on Earth with miraculous abilities instead.
Stuck on his boring home planet with magical powers to harness and learn, Dan finds himself in a unique situation. Will he use his powers for greatness? Will he abuse them? Or will he simply use them to become the greatest tennis player ever just to chase the girl of his dreams?
Who knows? After all, it’s freshman year and he’s got a long way to go.
This slice-of-life tennis LitRPG serves up progression, sports, and fun in one hilarious series.
Chronicles of the Lazarene
Chronicles of the Lazarene
B:1
By: Charles Soule
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Chronicles of the Lazarene is a companion piece to The Endless Vessel. Think of it as something like the ship’s log for the voyage you see in The Endless Vessel, telling stories of the ship's adventures that didn’t fit into the main novel’s narrative. Chronicles tells its own full story, and it’s a hell of a read in its own right.
The story is told from the perspective of a man named Luis Pedrona, who signs onto the ship featured in The Endless Vessel (it’s called the Lazarene). Luis experiences its journeys firsthand, and keeps a diary recording everything that happens over two full centuries. Wait - two hundred years? How could one guy keep a diary for two hundred years?
T-Rex Tussle
Dino Adventures
S1:E1
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
One wrong step…
…and you could be a T-Rex’s dinner!
When Liam realizes his inventor dad has created a time machine—a REAL time machine—he just can’t help his curiosity. But because of one little mistake, Liam and his dad soon find themselves jumping back into the cretaceous.
With the time machine’s special battery gone missing, now they’re stranded in the past with no way home.
Through a series of exciting encounters with unique (and sometimes scary) dinosaurs, Liam and Dad search for the time machine’s missing power supply so they can get back to modern day.
Will Liam find the courage to reclaim the battery without making the cretaceous’s top carnivore angry?
Or will he and Dad have to run their legs silly in order to escape the jaws of a terrible T-Rex?
There's a Unicorn in My Basement!
Adventures in Aletia
S1:E1
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
They opened a gateway to another world…
…and a unicorn came through!
When Violet realizes her inventor dad has created a portal to a fantasy world, she just can’t help her curiosity. But because of one little mistake, Violet and her dad soon find themselves chasing a friendly but frightened unicorn named Calista through the streets of their town.
Aided by a girl with incredible powers named Kallie, they search for Calista to try to get her back home safely.
But Calista and Kallie aren’t the only beings who’ve come through the portal. Something dark and sinister is coming after Calista—and it’s hungry.
Can Violet fix her mistake and help get Calista and Kallie back to their world?
Or will the fearsome creature catch the unicorn first?
Prison of Plastic
Epithet Erased
S1:E1
By: -
Narrated By: -
In this world, a lucky few are born with special powers based on a single word. That word is called an "epithet." Each epithet is linked to the user's soul, and no two people have the same one. By tapping into their word, epithet users—the inscribed—can do amazing things that ordinary people—mundies—could only dream of!
After a long week of dealing with criminals, wizards, and panic attacks, 12-year-old Molly Blyndeff returns home to the toy store her family owns and operates for some much-needed rest. Unfortunately, her superpowered older sister, Lorelai, has other plans in mind. After a nasty argument, Molly and her friends end up trapped in a world created by Lorelai's epithet, "Augment." Now they must travel through her wonderland in order to confront Molly's bratty older sister . . . and the only weapon they have at their disposal is Molly's considerably less intimidating epithet, "Dumb". The road is fraught with danger, with everything from ogres to spelling tests standing in their way . . . but the thing both sisters are most afraid of is the idea that they might never be close again.
Prison of Plastic is the official continuation of the beloved web-animated series Epithet Erased, which can be streamed in its entirety on YouTube and VRV. This sequel is the story of two sisters in a broken home struggling with their magical powers, themselves, and each other.
Cast (in order of appearance):
Dani Chambers - Molly
Bryn Apprill - Phoenicia
Elsie Lovelock - The Wolf
Siv Ryan - Trixie
Kyle Igneczi - Giovanni
Caleb Yen - Crusher & Flamethrower
Meg McClain - Spike
Cyrus Rodas - Dark Star & The Hexicon
Wyatt Baker - Car Crash
Brendan Blaber - Naven, Ben, & the Narrator
Keith Silverstein - Graham
Tiana Camacho - Lorelai
Scott Frerichs - Valet
Sarah Wiedenheft - The Chauffeur
Ray Chase - Rick
Zack Maher - Sylvie
Jay Preston - Martin
Jay Barrett - Xerxes
Marissa Lenti - Stink & the Ogre
Paul Guyet - The Spelling Bee
Kent Williams - The Scaregrow
Cassie Ewulu - The Ghost Crow
Music by PLASTERBRAIN
SFX design by Kennedy Phillips
Mix by Brendan Blaber
Recorded at Sound Cadence Studios
Lead Engineer - Wyatt Baker
Assistant Engineers - Patrick Morphey, Sawyer Pfledderer, Lindsay Roberts, Natalie Van Sistine
Supported by our generous backers on Kickstarter
Book 1: Trial by Fire
Dragon Guard
B:1
By: Jada Fisher
Narrated By: Jude Erin
In a world full of darkness, the light of the sun is the only thing that can keep the Dark at bay. And dragons are the only thing that can protect the light.
The first book in an epic dragon rider series from international bestselling author Jada Fisher.
Tennegan Felter (Ten) is a humble servant in Epoch Sol, a beacon of light in a world full of darkness. Her deepest desire is to serve the city she loves and defend it from the creatures of the Dark that live all around. The only way to do that is to join the Dragon Guard. There’s one big problem, though. She is a mere servant and faces near insurmountable odds just to get in. And then she has to pass all the tests. Can Ten prove her doubters wrong, overcome all the obstacles, and fulfill her dream of becoming a dragon rider?
Trial by Fire is the first book in the epic Dragon Guard fantasy adventure. If you enjoy magical worlds and unforgettable characters, you don't want to miss this epic adventure from bestselling author Jada Fisher.
Episode 1: Thank You for Volunteering
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E1
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Carl tries to save the cat. The world ends. The game begins. As it turns out, the apocalypse will be televised.
Part 1, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E1
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 1-5
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Restart
Eternal Dominion
B:1
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Year 2286. Alex Bell has put in 20 years of work in the VR game Eternal Dominion -- a full-dive fantasy VRMMO game that accounts for around 20% of the world's economy. He had risen to the top as a vice guild leader, and thanks to his work his guild was steps away from truly standing with the other top guilds. Only fate decided to rip it all away at the last moment. After his fall, Alex awakens to see his 18-year-old self looking back at him in the mirror. It's 2266, and Eternal Dominion is set to launch in a matter of hours, but this time, things will be different. This time, he will succeed in life and make sure his friends and family are along for the ride ... even if he has to drag them along to do so.
Etheridge
Blood Mercenaries
B:2
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
Magic has awakened within Kent... but this newfound power will cost him everything.
When his forbidden magic powers are exposed, Kent Etheridge is forced to flee his home country, leaving behind his title of nobility, his wealth, his murdered father, and his traitorous brother.
With no other options, Kent takes refuge in the neighboring rival country of Inoth and soon finds himself face to face with its beautiful queen--who wants him executed as a spy.
Can Kent convince the queen to trust him despite his previous life? Or will she follow through on her threat to eliminate him as an enemy of the state?
Triceratops Trickery
Dino Adventures
S1:E2
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
A triceratops teetering on the edge…
…can they save it in time?
In the wake of their first time-traveling adventure, Liam and his dad realize they’ve left something unfinished—something important. Now the life of an innocent (but HUGE) triceratops hangs in the balance.
But what can Liam and Dad do? Well, for starters, they have a time machine…
When a quick trip back in time with Dad’s new mech suit goes wrong, Liam has to find a way to solve the triceratops problem using another method.
Can Liam stay focused long enough to figure out a solution?
Or will the triceratops fall headfirst into a sticky disaster?
Father-Daughter Dungeon Raid
Adventures in Aletia
S1:E2
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Stuck in a fantasy world…
…can they find their way home?
In the wake of their unicorn-wrangling adventure, Violet and her dad are accidentally transported to the fantasy land of Aletia, where Calista and Kallie come from.
But they’re not just visiting—they’re trapped and can’t get home, unless they make a bargain with a dark lord.
That bargain leads to a dangerous dungeon raid to find a lost artifact. It’s risky, but it might be the only way to get them back home.
Can Violet and Dad make good choices to survive the dungeon?
Or will the dangers inside its deep shadows prove too powerful to overcome?
Book 2: Maiden of the Lux
Dragon Guard
B:2
By: Jada Fisher
Narrated By: Jude Erin
A child of the dark is the only one who can save the light.
The second book in an epic dragon rider series from bestselling author Jada Fisher.
Epoch Sol is a beacon of light in a dark world, and the Maiden of the Lux ensures the light of the sun continues to shine. When the old Maiden dies, a new one must be found. So, Ten and her mentor Misdreous set out to find the new Maiden in the darkness outside the city giving Ten her first taste of the monsters that threaten the city she loves. Can they find and rescue the new Maiden so the light of the sun can continue to shine on their beloved city?
Maiden of the Lux is the second book in the epic Dragon Guard fantasy adventure. If you enjoy magical worlds and unforgettable characters, you don't want to miss this epic adventure from bestselling author Jada Fisher.
Episode 2: Ayúdame
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E2
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
The team gets dirty. Carl and Donut save children from a drug war.
Part 1, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E2
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 6-10
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Traction
Eternal Dominion
B:2
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Xeal and friends continue their journey to the top of Eternal Dominion. However, as Xeal searches out potential leaders for his guild and bolsters its ranks, others are moving as well. Will he and his guild weather the storm, or will they lose their footing and be stopped before they can even really begin?
Requiem
Blood Mercenaries
B:3
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
A death cult of assassins raised him and trained him to be the perfect killer.
Now they want him dead.
Mehta, once the best assassin in the Xyonate cult, is running for his life.
Upon realizing they can no longer control Mehta, the Xyonate clerics try to have him killed, but Mehta escapes, wounded, and finds refuge with a local priest.
But the cultists catch up, slay the priest and his wife, and Mehta barely escapes with the priest's eight-year-old daughter, Ferne, in tow.
Realizing he can't run forever, Mehta decides to make a final stand against the remaining cultists. Can Mehta and Ferne survive? Or will their fate drown in the ever-growing pool of blood all around them?
Stegosaurus Swamp
Dino Adventures
S1:E3
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
A nest under attack…
…can they save the dino eggs before it’s too late?
Disaster has flung Liam and Dad even farther back in time to the Jurassic period. Now they’re stuck there—literally—with their time machine half-drowned in a prehistoric swamp.
Worse yet, their loud and obnoxious entrance has drawn the attention of the area’s predators.
Caught in the middle, a mama stegosaurus just wants to protect her eggs, but the other dinosaurs are closing in… and they’re hungry.
Can Liam and Dad team up with the stegosaurus to help protect the nest from ravenous raptors and pterodactyls?
And can they find a way to get their time machine free of the muck so they can finally get home?
Airborne Unicorn Extravaganza
Adventures in Aletia
S1:E3
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
An ancient terror is on the loose…
…will it keep Violet from getting home?
Betrayed into releasing a monstrous threat onto the island of Caclos, Violet and Dad are still stuck in Aletia, now with no way home.
Only one chance to get back to Earth remains, and it means striking yet another bargain—this time with Ravzar, the God of Beasts himself.
But when Ravzar asks them to complete not one but TWO enormous tasks, getting back home seems nearly impossible. Still, they have no other choice but to try.
Can Violet and Dad deliver on Ravzar’s outrageous requests?
Or will the ancient evil they’ve let loose interfere with their efforts to finally make their way back home?
Episode 3: I'm Proud of You, Bro
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E3
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Frank learns how saferooms work. Carl and Donut hit the gym.
Part 1, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E3
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 11-15
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Concessions
Eternal Dominion
B:3
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
After overcoming the assault in Eternal Dominion by Abysses End's members Alex/Xeal and his friend have shown that they can stand firm. Now they must navigate Abysses End's advances in reality without isolating themselves from the entirety of the VR gamming workshop community. While the nobles of Nium have begun to take a vested interest in Alex's/Xeal's progress. Will Alex/Xeal and his friends be able to navigate these diplomatic situations or will they find themselves dancing to the tune of others.
Shatterstone
Blood Mercenaries
B:4
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
A classic dungeon raid that keeps going awry...
Is it worth it to Garrick to keep going?
A secret treasure resides beneath a cult temple, and only Garrick Shatterstone and his mercenary crew can retrieve it. Along with an alchemist and a thief, Garrick recruits a climber and a mage to help
But once Garrick and his team descend into the depths below the temple, they encounter an ancient dungeon riddled with traps, a river of lava, and hideous fell beasts.
Can they overcome these overwhelming dangers and recover the lost treasure? Or will they succumb to the dungeon's perils and become permanent residents of the underworld?
Episode 4: The Porkchop Express
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E4
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Carl and his new friends interrupt an intimate get together.
Part 1, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E4
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 16-20
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Assertions (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:4
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 4 of Eternal Dominion.
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater
Assertions 2
Eternal Dominion
B:4
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Alex/Xeal tried to let things come to him and in doing so things escalated quickly almost ending in disaster for him. Now it’s time for him to make his Will known and assert himself on those who wish to assert themselves on him. As forces from both reality and Eternal Dominion try to manipulate Alex/Xeal for their own designs, will he succeed or will he find himself overwhelmed and bogged down by the plans of others?
Make sure friends and family stay together: Check
Get first guild bonus: Check
Establish a stable revenue stream: Check
Secure future leaders for his guild: Check
Spread the fame of his guild: Check
Become A knight of Nium: Check
Become a true noble of Nium:
Maintain his freedom in and out of ED:
Develop members of FAE into elite players:
Cold Reads: The Butcher's Masquerade
Cold Reads
B:5
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk!
Raw audio of upcoming audiobook
No edits -- includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing
Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible)
Attention. Attention. The gates are down. The hunters are loose.
Run, Run, Run.
A lush jungle teeming with danger. Savage dinosaurs seeking blood. A fallen princess intent on vengeance. A mysterious, end-of-floor celebration for the top crawlers, dubbed “The Butcher’s Masquerade.”
The sixth floor. The Hunting Grounds.
As the remaining crawlers battle for their lives, a new, terrible threat looms. Outside tourists are finally allowed to enter the game, and they are here and ready to hunt. Among them is Vrah, a famed and veteran hunter, intent on collecting the biggest trophy of her career.
But their prey is far from harmless, and this season they are fighting back.
Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut return in book five of the acclaimed LitRPG series.
Episode 5: Smile and Wave. Smile and Wave!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E5
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Princess Donut’s dreams of intergalactic stardom finally come true.
Part 1, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E5
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 21-25
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Interference (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:5
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 5 of Eternal Dominion.
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater
Interference
Eternal Dominion
B:5
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Abysses End has left for the time being, but they left behind a parting gift of sorts. Meanwhile in Eternal Dominion the major workshops are stirring up trouble for FAE to waylay their progress. All while Alex/Xeal tries to advance himself and his guild further in both reality and the virtual world once more. Will FAE succeed in fending off the latest moves from the major players, and what other surprises does life have instore for Alex/Xeal.
Episode 6: It's Not a Pyramid!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E6
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Carl and Donut briefly consider a business proposal. A bathroom break goes awry.
Part 1, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E6
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 26-29
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Resolve (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:6
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 6 of Eternal Dominion.
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Resolve
Eternal Dominion
B:6
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Xeal/Alex has once again thwarted the designs of the major workshops and can once again return his attention to the quests that Prince Victor has assigned him. Meanwhile in reality Abysses End has returned with the next group of their young members and Alex must deal with the issues they cause. All while preparing himself and others to making the push for tier-5 and share his, Sam's and Nicole's news with others.
Episode 7: Luck Goes Both Ways, Like Your Mom
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E7
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
An exploit is used to its full potential. Carl and Donut encounter an old friend.
Part 2, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E7
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 30-34
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Ententes (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:7
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 7 of Eternal Dominion.
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Ententes
Eternal Dominion
B:7
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Having completed his tier-5 trial, Alex/Xeal can finally travel to the other continents and explore. Meanwhile, a certain guild that has found themselves in trouble hasn’t given up on securing his assistance. Add to the mix another quest from Prince Victor, and Alex/Xeal will find himself very busy as he tries to balance multiple diplomatic missions while his guild continues to have one member after another face their tier-5 challenge to include two ladies that mean the world to him.
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Part 2, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E8
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 35-39
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Crossroads (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:8
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 8 of Eternal Dominion.
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Crossroads
Eternal Dominion
B:8
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Having picked up a trio of young ladies who are in need of an escort back home, Xeal sets off to return them to their tribes in the beast-man lands.
If Xeal can manage to strike a few deals with the various tribes along the way, all the better.
All while Abysses End has come once again to pay Alex a visit in reality, bringing four more of its workshops members who have anything but good intentions for him.
All leading up the holidays and the last days before Alex and his friends have at home, before they move out of state!
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Part 2, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E9
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 40-44
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Acceptance (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:9
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 9 of Eternal Dominion.
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Acceptance
Eternal Dominion
B:9
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
It's time for Alex to officially move into his new home in Colorado, as new associates join him in developing FAE in reality.
Meanwhile, in Eternal Dominion, he continues to move forward with his quest, to gain the approval of Nium’s nobility in the final year before he is to be wed to Princess Enye. While also getting to know the two other princesses from foreign nations who have their eyes on him as well. All while tracking down a few potential boosts to his guild in the form of a pair of phoenixes.
As always, this series contains a no smut harem that seems to be getting out of control, but is really just settling into what it will truly be.
Part 2, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E10
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 45-49
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Lorafir (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:10
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 10 of Eternal Dominion.
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Lorafir
Eternal Dominion
B:10
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
In reality, Alex welcomes all of his friends back from their month abroad, and they quickly notice the newest additions to his life, as they prepare to truly get used to living in Alex’s new home together.
Meanwhile, in Eternal Dominion, the time has finally come for Xeal to meet with the reclusive elven queen to speak about the future relations between men and elves. Will the talks go smoothly, or will Xeal have to deal with a few unwanted wrinkles?
This and more as Alex/Xeal continues his journey to stand at the top of Eternal Dominion and ensure his life and the life of those around him in reality are ones of comfort and prosperity.
Part 2, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E11
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 50-54
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Connubiality (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:11
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 10 of Eternal Dominion.
© 2022 Bern Dean ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Connubiality
Eternal Dominion
B:11
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
The time for wedding bells to ring has arrived in Eternal Dominion.
Xeal must make his final preparations for what is sure to be a unique experience in marrying three princesses from very different backgrounds and families, as there will be no going back once it is done! Especially with three more waiting brides and the fulfillment of their duties as nobles to take care of after the wedding.
Part 2, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E12
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 55-59
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Compulsion (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:12
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 12 of Eternal Dominion.
Compulsion
Eternal Dominion
B:12
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
With his weddings and honeymoons behind him, it is time for Xeal/Alex to return to his climb to the top. Only, a new force seems to have other ideas regarding that. In a battle where one's will can only carry them so far, just how far will Xeal/Alex's will carry him? And will he break Eternal Dominion completely in the process?
Part 3, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E13
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 60-64
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Notoriety (Bonus Content)
Eternal Dominion
B:13
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Short stories for Book 13 of Eternal Dominion.
Notoriety
Eternal Dominion
B:13
By: Bern Dean
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Phoenixes to find, new allies to make and a trip back to his home town await Alex/Xeal as his journey both in the virtual world of Eternal Dominion and reality continues.
Part 3, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E14
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 65-69
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Part 3, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E15
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 70-74
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Part 3, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E16
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 75-79
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Cold Reads: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
Cold Reads
B:24
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
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A pantheon of forgotten gods. An old grudge between a talk show host, an heiress, and the man they shattered along the way. A rapidly deteriorating AI system. An inconvenient tiara upon the head of a friend.
It is bedlam on the eighth floor.
As management reels from the unexpected conclusion of the seventh level, the surviving crawlers stumble onto the eighth and find themselves scattered. It’s a map based on Earth’s final days before the collapse, where ethereal, intangible ghosts of humanity go about their lives, oblivious of the impending doom. Living amongst these ghosts are monsters based in Earth lore. “Legendary” creatures tied to the geographical location they inhabit.
Each team of crawlers is given a task: find and capture six of these beasts. The captured monsters will be turned into cards. Cards that can be summoned into battle again and again. The stronger, the deadlier, the better.
At the end of the floor, the bad guys will also have decks, and they will have some of the most powerful cards available. So it’s crucial to assemble the toughest squad possible.
But, like always, there is a catch. There’s always a catch.
As Carl and Donut know all too well, just because someone is captured, it doesn’t mean they have been tamed.
Her name is Shi Maria. She’s easily the most powerful monster in their area. If they want to survive, they must capture her. But she is no ordinary beast. She’s intelligent. She was once married to a god, a god who is now missing. Her special attack is known to drive one insane. They call her the Bedlam Bride.
“Beware, beware. Beware the Eye of the Bedlam Bride”