Jeff Hays

"The Moldy Dead" is one of the powerful and poignant "Creation Myth" stories for Sara King's overwhelmingly popular Legend of ZERO series. It is the history of Congress' First Contact with the sentient species known as the Geuji, and the unspeakable tragedy that befell their entire species in the early history of Congress.

Soundbooth Theater takes over Author Nation in Las Vegas! This live recording of our first-ever variety show includes original sketches, music, and more. Watch out for genre police, potion salesmen, Chat-Sandra, and the general chaos of the world of independent writing. All proceeds benefit the ASPCA. Featuring the following sketches: An excerpt from Dungeon Crawler Carl — By Matt Dinniman; Starring Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Ryan H. Reid, and Justin Thomas James; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer "Infinite Hustle" — By Jeyla Briar; Starring Justin Thomas James, Rebecca Brokaw-Sands, and Annie Ellicott; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer "Tuesday Night Writes" — By Melissa Storm; Starring Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Rebecca Brokaw-Sands, and Ryan H. Reid; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer An excerpt from Space Buns — By Emily Labes and Annie Ellicott; Starring Jeff Hays and Annie Ellicott; Music performed by Jeff Hays, Aaron J. Morton, Jacob Raccuia, Sam Ward, and Justin Thomas James; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer "Helmont’s Greatest Hits and How Not to Be One," Bonus Content from Time-Marked Warlock — By Shami Stovall; Starring Jeff Hays, Ryan H. Reid, Annie Ellicott, and Justin Thomas James; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer "This Really Sucks" — By Matt Dinniman; Starring Jeff Hays, Justin Thomas James, and Annie Ellicott; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer "Genre Police" — By Harmon Cooper; Starring Ryan H. Reid, Rebecca Brokaw-Sands, Annie Ellicott, and Jeff Hays; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton and Justin Thomas James; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer

Like many teenagers, there's a lot about Daniel Meadows' life that's out of his control. For example, having to start in a new school district for his freshman year of high school thanks to his dad's new job. Inside the realm of his control, however, is the decision to try a brand-new sport purely to impress a girl. But the day of tennis tryouts proves far more fateful than Dan ever could have imagined, when a failed attempt by Truck-kun and the powers that be to kill him and transport his consciousness to a fantasy realm leaves him on Earth with miraculous abilities instead. Stuck on his boring home planet with magical powers to harness and learn, Dan finds himself in a unique situation. Will he use his powers for greatness? Will he abuse them? Or will he simply use them to become the greatest tennis player ever just to chase the girl of his dreams? Who knows? After all, it’s freshman year and he’s got a long way to go. This slice-of-life tennis LitRPG serves up progression, sports, and fun in one hilarious series.

With the name of Earth's greatest threat finally revealed, the Earth Force prepares for its most critical mission yet. Before they can venture into the stars, they must first secure humanity’s survival at home. As they battle deadly monsters and eradicate the dreaded Broodmothers, their goal is clear: arm humanity with the tools to endure the chaos and ready themselves for the journey beyond the stars.

Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her. Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life. Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet. What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?! When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.

Based (verrrrrry loosely) on True Events. Alexis Lieberman has been hacked. And not just hacked like someone stole her credit card information and did something reasonable, like buy a new TV or go to Aruba. Oh, nooooooo, of course not. No, she got hacked, and her credit card was used to buy the most vile, disgusting thing she could even contemplate. Sub sandwiches with extra mayo. That’s right — her identity was stolen and all they got was some cheap sub sandwich delivery, and not even good subs at that. But that’s beside the point. The point is that her identity was stolen, the sanctity of her computing world was violated, and it is high time that the evildoers were brought to justice, and made to answer for their crimes against Lexi — and against lunches worldwide. I mean, really. Extra mayo? Who even does that? But now Lexi has another problem. Nobody cares. Not the local police, not the police in the town where the subs were fraudulently purchased, not even the FBI, who’s supposed to handle things like interstate wire fraud, international drug cartels, and human trafficking. No, there’s no evidence of international drug cartels or human trafficking, but there’s also no evidence that those things aren’t involved, now is there? So Lexi, after a long afternoon day drinking with her next door neighbor and BFF, Rhonda Mabry, she does the only thing she can think of — she loads up the Prius and heads off to Orlando in search of justice and whoever would order extra mayo. I mean, gross. Along the way, there are drunken bar fights, drunken Bar Olympics, underwear malfunctions, a visit to at least one drunk tank, a fling with a man missing his eyebrows (which may or may not be Lexi’s doing), a showdown with the Russian mob, and a mechanical bull named Hornicus Prime.

Like many teenagers, there's a lot about Daniel Meadows' life that's out of his control. For example, having to start in a new school district for his freshman year of high school thanks to his dad's new job. Inside the realm of his control, however, is the decision to try a brand-new sport purely to impress a girl. But the day of tennis tryouts proves far more fateful than Dan ever could have imagined, when a failed attempt by Truck-kun and the powers that be to kill him and transport his consciousness to a fantasy realm leaves him on Earth with miraculous abilities instead. Stuck on his boring home planet with magical powers to harness and learn, Dan finds himself in a unique situation. Will he use his powers for greatness? Will he abuse them? Or will he simply use them to become the greatest tennis player ever just to chase the girl of his dreams? Who knows? After all, it’s freshman year and he’s got a long way to go. This slice-of-life tennis LitRPG serves up progression, sports, and fun in one hilarious series.

Chronicles of the Lazarene is a companion piece to The Endless Vessel. Think of it as something like the ship’s log for the voyage you see in The Endless Vessel, telling stories of the ship's adventures that didn’t fit into the main novel’s narrative. Chronicles tells its own full story, and it’s a hell of a read in its own right. The story is told from the perspective of a man named Luis Pedrona, who signs onto the ship featured in The Endless Vessel (it’s called the Lazarene). Luis experiences its journeys firsthand, and keeps a diary recording everything that happens over two full centuries. Wait - two hundred years? How could one guy keep a diary for two hundred years?

Joe Mulligan is looking for love, companionship, and romance… and that’s what the brochure said he was getting. Unfortunately, The Cult of the Gazing Star has no such thing planned for him. They had to lure a willing sacrifice in somehow, and as has always been the case, those looking for love, companionship, and romance are plentiful. So, having hooked the perfect, gullible, and hopelessly clueless candidate, these fanatics will finally summon the subject of their worship: a terrible being from beyond the veil of reality called Mag’rathlak the Observer. And although this devious cult had no intention of finding Joe a worthy companion, he may have found one all the same…

By day, Ruby Little is an aspiring comic book creator who works a multitude of odd jobs just to eke out a living and survive in New York City. By night: same deal. Constantly struggling to keep both feet firmly planted in reality, Ruby often finds herself retreating into a fantasy world of her own creation, which only exists in her daydreams and notebooks. However, all that just might change when Shane, Ruby’s best friend and roommate, invites her to a Halloween party that will also be attended by one of the biggest comic book publishers in the business. Eager to pitch him her ideas, Ruby decides to attend the party dressed as her titular character: Space Buns. But when a freak accident blurs the lines between fantasy and reality, Ruby finds that chasing down her “big break” becomes the least of her worries. Conceptualized by Annie Ellicott and written by Emily Labes, Space Buns is the very first Soundbooth Theater original series! Complete with original music by Annie Ellicott, Mark Kuykendall, Jonathan Taylor, and Mark Southerland, this Audio Deep Dive is a charmingly fresh take on a classic medium. © 2020 Annie Ellicott & Emily Labes ℗ 2020 Soundbooth Theater

Grant a wish… One of the few chosen to remain awake, Michael Hobbes lives a boring life aboard the ark ship Odysseus, dreaming of his time in the virtual fantasy world, Argos, as he waits for his five-year tour to end. Yet his return to stasis is fraught with peril as a rogue AI – last legacy of the war that ended life on Earth – slaughters the crew. Once inside the game he learns his troubles have only begun. Unable to destroy the ship, the hostile intelligence has invaded Argos. Partnered with the most powerful human player, the rogue has introduced a new mechanic: true death. With no way to leave stasis and regain his administrative controls, Michael Hobbes must quest, conquer, and gain allies to take on a seemingly unstoppable guild. Hobbes is no leader and ill-suited to become one, yet the fate of the human race rests on his shoulders, and his only hope of victory is to follow a unique and seemingly impossible quest chain: The Divine Koan. ©2020 Cebelius (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater

A collection of seven stories from seven different authors, all taking place on Ludus. Ludus is a dangerous fantasy world from the series Delvers LLC and Nora Hazard. Surviving Ludus can be enjoyed by fans of Delvers LLC, or any readers who enjoy sword and sorcery fantasy, dungeon exploration, survival, portal fantasy, magic-on-monster violence, or touching moments of love and honor. *** Blaise Corvin -- "Missing in Action" A story about redemption, family, and loyalty. This story will directly tie into the Delvers LLC storyline, and contains a major reveal for a Delvers LLC main character. Bastian Knight -- "Friends and Enemies" With a little bit of luck, could an ordinary guy survive on Ludus? What if he meets the wrong sort of people? Then again, what if he meets real friends? Raymond Johnson -- "A Guiding Hand" Everything Peacehatchet ever cared about has been ripped from him. Does an ork have a soul? Jon Svenson -- "Beyond the Village Borders" Poor villagers can become adventurers too. Some people on Ludus fall into this lifestyle, but some actively search for it. Cory Gaffner -- "Enemy Mine" When a World War II American soldier and a German soldier are transported to Ludus at the same time, will they be able to repay a debt, or kill each other first? Daylan Ethridge -- "Just Another Life on Ludus" During an attack on Mensk by demons and cultists, many will lose their lives, but some will step up to become heroes. Will an orphan girl defending younger children be a victim, or a shield for the helpless? Austin Eberle -- "Engineering Ludus" A wide variety of people have been transported to Ludus over the last thousand years. Will an engineering student have any advantage? Is it possible to thrive on Ludus through using brains, not brawn? ©2019 Adom Publishing (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater

Up against a plague infested world, a vicious horde of badgers, and a mysterious man that may have more in common with Henry than he realized, finding a way home may cause this axe-wielding frog warrior to croak for good. Release the Frogs of War! Frog of War is Book 2 of Anura Rising, a kingdom building LitRPG series that combines fantasy elements with game mechanics. This series contains elements of games, like enchanted rune stones, skill trees, experience points, material gathering, base building, character leveling, giant rideable cats, a tortoise deity, anthropomorphic fantasy races, magic, and intense battle sequences. WARNING: Does not include harems but does include some profanity. © 2020 J.S. Grulke ℗ 2020 J.S. Grulke

Deep in the bayou of Louisiana, Henry’s life has been shattered. He never expected a second chance, a way to redeem himself. He’s been given an opportunity to return to his family, if he can fight off the evil threatening to take over Anura. All Henry has to do is understand his new abilities, build a kingdom, and form an army to stand against the impending doom in this new fantasy world. There’s just one problem… He has to do it as a frog. Leap of Faith is Book 1 of Anura Rising, a kingdom building LitRPG series that combines fantasy elements with game mechanics. This series contains elements of games, like enchanted gear, skill trees, experience points, material gathering, building creation, character leveling, two-headed plague hounds, anthropomorphic fantasy races, magic, and intense battle sequences. WARNING: Does not include harems but does include some profanity. © 2019 J.S. Grulke ℗ 2020 J.S. Grulke

Believing Boxxy gone, Fizzy leaves her life in Azurvale behind and sets out to seek fame and fortune. She has her sights set on the Horkensaft Kingdom’s Royal Institute of Technology and all the prestige and resources she’d gain access to if admitted. However, despite her intentions for a clean slate and solitary career, life quickly reminds her of the most vital lesson that box-shaped war crime drilled into her – no single being can survive this world without allies.

His muscles elastic and his mind fragmented, Connor Durham awakens on an unknown beach. In the distance before him is a black tower whose peak rises to meet the clouds. In the water behind him are beings who used to be human, their bodies warping and twisting into horrific new configurations. With nowhere else to turn, Connor runs for the tower. In the Kadath deep-sea mining facility, Lucas Kane feels haunted. He dreams of lives he never lived and hears whispers from people who don't exist. During his days, four gray figures vibrate in and out of focus behind him, their words mostly unintelligible mutters. But there's something else that he sees while both awake and asleep: a sphere, massive, metallic, and beautiful, which awaits him outside Kadath's walls at the bottom of the ocean. Separated by dimensions, these two men – and their unfolding stories – are intrinsically linked. As they descend deeper into the dark terrors of the unknown, they will draw inextricably closer together until, at last, both men find themselves trapped in the very depths of otherworldly madness. Welcome to Shattered Seas. Featuring the ENTIRE Soundbooth Theater cast and original music by Aaron J. Morton, Deep Madness: Shattered Seas will allow fans of the popular tabletop game to follow their favorite characters in a new and exciting way. ©2020 Byron Leavitt (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater

A killer cyborg on the loose. A daughter’s life on the line. And one man’s secret will decide all of their fates… Designed for urban combat... ...but is it ready for the real world? Or is it already too late? The S1-R3N prototype is the ideal cybernetic soldier. But when it malfunctions during its public debut, it kills its handlers and the buyers in attendance for its unveiling. Now Dr. Grant Andrews, the scientist responsible for creating the S1-R3N, is the only one who can stop it. But the S1-R3N is determined to get to Grant first, by any means necessary—including going after Grant’s teenage daughter, Alexis. Will Grant be able to protect his daughter from the cyborg’s murderous intentions? Or will the S1-R3N send him to meet his maker? You'll love S1-R3N because it's a thrilling sci-fi short story with a touch of horror, told primarily through a series of text message conversations. If you like Terminator, Robocop, and other cyborg stories, you'll love S1-R3N. © 2018 Ben Wolf ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

1990 – Red Onion Mountain, Southwest Virginia. A bright flash of light slashes through the night sky. Something crashes on the mountain near the infamous "pot mine," where two tired ATF Agents and their cleaning ladies have just finished scrubbing up a gruesome crime scene. What they find on that snowy Christmas Eve is more murder, mayhem, and mystery than you can shake a bloody candy cane at. Warning: Adult Content, Violence, and Language. © 2020 Shane Hensley ℗ 2020 Soundbooth Theater

Warning: Monster Hunt NYC contains a light harem with monster girls, augmented reality, fantasy violence, a ton of action, and GameLit/LitRPG concepts. It was inspired by the Persona games, Pokemon Go!, and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Shifters, giants, hungry beasts, the undead, creatures of legend, flying terrors -- you name it, New York City has it! Through the Monster Hunt app, Chase Knowles becomes the Alpha of two powerful Huntresses: one a half-dragon female fond of combat and banter, the other a cute warrior fond of reading spell books and wielding two killer blades. Their goal? Hunt these mythological creatures in the parks, rooftops, and back alleys of New York City; build a fighting party to compete in brawls and tournaments in the city and beyond; earn money; and try their damnedest not to get arrested. © 2018 Harmon Cooper ℗ 2019 Boycott Books and Soundbooth Theater Distribution

“Ahh! You're a blockhead!” Jack, Kate, their parents, and pet cat, Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty from Japan (Who Smells Like Poop), went to bed one night like normal. But when they woke up, everything was NOT normal. They had been pulled into the kids’ favorite video game: Minecraft! Mom and Dad don’t know anything about this strange new world they must learn to survive in. Luckily, Kate and Jack do! Here, the kids teach the parents! Follow the family in their hilarious adventures as they live, learn, and survive in Minecraft. They have to explore, craft, mine, make food, defend against monsters, and protect Bruce the cat from himself, who keeps trying to gobble everything up!

An artist, still broken from a horrific family tragedy, takes on a commission that seems too good to be true: $15,000 to paint a mural. But there’s a catch. He has to first enter the deep-dive, VR videogame, Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon in order to see what the client wants him to paint. Trapped in a bloody, merciless nightmare, Duke only has one goal -- to survive. And in order to survive, he must play the game. He must win the game. And to do that, he must become the most cruel, most ruthless monster of them all. In this first episode, Duke receives an offer he can't refuse.

To the Creshe Empire, I’m just a number. I’ve spent the past five years in isolation and under study. With my home razed by a Syldrari attack, my mind damaged, and nothing but white walls and a viewing window around me, I dedicated myself to two things: training my body and reading any book they allowed me to have. The Empire wants me to serve, to use the inhuman power the Incident stirred within me. Technically, they asked, but it wasn’t much of a choice. It never is. Serve, or… I refused to be a mindless slave. My life was taken from me once. Never again. With the Empire moving forward with their xenophobic plans, they needed someone capable of killing Syldrari -- and I was just that. A tool they could use, a tool they thought they could manipulate. Needing me was their first mistake. They gave me leverage; I named my terms. Now, after five years, my life can begin. Song of the Depths is a slow-burn romantic science fantasy series with a constellation relationship dynamic and diverse cast. ©2020 Bonnie Price (P)2022 Soundbooth Theater

Young Dex Mitchell, son of the late and legendary Mercury, finds himself face to face with his most diabolical enemy yet: Rich and Mindy, daytime talk show hosts extraordinaire. When the interview goes south, he and his friends depart to solitude only to be attacked by a horde of violent robots. This event sends him spiraling down path to uncover the truth behind the attack. Why him? Why Corvus, Illinois of all places? Did this have something to do with his parents? Whisked away to New York by none other than The Black Harrier’s own Luis Chen, Dex will assist the Guild in taking down one of Earth’s most dangerous criminals: Crosscircuit. Start the Super Serial now with Raptors: Mega-Mechapocalypse, Episode 1: "Corvus." In partnership with Aethon Books. The next episode is coming to the SBT platform on the first Tuesday of next month! Plus, there's even more from Jaime Castle and CJ Valin in the Raptors universe on Audible! ©2022 Aethon Books (P)2022 Soundbooth Theater

Her face launched a thousand ships. Her sword sank them. Helena Harms is the world’s greatest sword-fighter. When she fights entire continents stop to watch. Her latest match sets her against five opponents in the Battlevault. Helena has worked her entire life for this moment. Her father has been lost at war. Now she must battle her greatest opponent, a man no longer human, to prevent her father’s memory from being lost. The stakes are high. Will she win and change the world? Or must she leverage her death to buy a life?

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits - includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) New Achievement! Total, Utter Failure. You failed a quest less than five minutes after you received it. Now that’s talent. A floating fortress occupied by warrior gnomes. A castle made of sand. A derelict submarine guarded by malfunctioning machines. A haunted crypt surrounded by lethal traps. It was supposed to be easy. One bubble. Four castles. Fifteen days. Capture each one, and the stairwell is unlocked. Here's the thing. It's never easy. Carl and his team can't go it alone. Not this time. They must rely on the help of the low-level, I-can't-believe-these-idiots-are-still-alive crawlers trapped in the bubble with them. But can they be trusted? Welcome, Crawler. Welcome to the fifth floor of the dungeon.

Blaze MacKenzie is a brand new heiress who just discovered that her ‘parents’ actually found her abandoned as an infant in a bizarre human sacrifice in the woods. Along with that news came a six hundred thousand dollar check, a strange golden feather, and the ability to move to the Alaska Bush and begin her dream-life living off the Grid. But unfortunately for Blaze, something else was there first, and he's not willing to move...

At 19, Bonnie Stanford is your average hardworking urban college student in Alaska—just a typical girl trying to find her place in the world while avoiding her psychotic parents. (Well, typical if you don't count the fact that she doesn't know that she's an un-awakened Vampire Queen.) Having just lost her job, Bonnie reluctantly accepts the request to house sit her parents’ place out in the middle of Nowhere, Alaska, while they go on a three-week vacation. Two days before they are due home (and she can go back to quietly ignoring them), however, Bonnie receives a strange package and a letter, both of which turn her world upside down. Suddenly, she finds herself at the top of the Supernatural Most Wanted List, just because she has to suck blood and can, oh, by the way, enthrall people. Being hunted by the Inquisition and vampire lords who wanna kill her or enslave her, with only an ancient Samurai who is just as wary of her as she is of him as a companion, Bonnie tries to handle the insanity she has just been immersed in. Will the tentative trust formed between the centuries-old warrior and the naïve young woman be enough to help her survive the dangers to come? Will the unlikely pair be able to overcome their fear of each other to survive the coming supernatural apocalypse? Or will Bonnie fall to the supernatural creatures seeking to bind her and use her to make their dark armies?

The Sullivans are a normal family. But after being transported to the magical world of Arenia, normal isn’t a luxury they can afford. It’s just another Thanksgiving for the Sullivans—until the walls disappear and they discover they are being transported to Arenia, a place where game rules are real and their Earthen ability to reincarnate grants them unlimited potential. Or it would, if the celestial administrator in charge of their case hadn’t mixed up longitude and latitude and sent the wrong family. Oops. Too bad he already faked their deaths. Now scattered throughout the Arenian wilderness and armed only with their Tomes—books containing all of their skills, accomplishments, and quests—the family members must discover a strength they didn’t know they had if they are going to survive long enough to find each other. Note: Contains some profanity and a turkey, but not a profane turkey. Personally, I’m fine with profane turkeys, but if that’s where you draw the line, you should know that there are none in this book. In fact, I’m going to promise you no profane turkeys for the entire series. That’s my gift to you. © 2021 P.A. Parsons ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

When superheroes of the world are all but destroyed during a hostile alien invasion, it is up to criminals, thieves and murderers to try to save the day. Can the scum of the earth rise to the occasion to save it? © 2020 Pinnacle Entertainment Group ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

In a world full of darkness, the light of the sun is the only thing that can keep the Dark at bay. And dragons are the only thing that can protect the light. The first book in an epic dragon rider series from international bestselling author Jada Fisher. Tennegan Felter (Ten) is a humble servant in Epoch Sol, a beacon of light in a world full of darkness. Her deepest desire is to serve the city she loves and defend it from the creatures of the Dark that live all around. The only way to do that is to join the Dragon Guard. There’s one big problem, though. She is a mere servant and faces near insurmountable odds just to get in. And then she has to pass all the tests. Can Ten prove her doubters wrong, overcome all the obstacles, and fulfill her dream of becoming a dragon rider? Trial by Fire is the first book in the epic Dragon Guard fantasy adventure. If you enjoy magical worlds and unforgettable characters, you don't want to miss this epic adventure from bestselling author Jada Fisher.

Two years after a devastating alien invasion, the only thing that’s thriving is the black market. It’s a dangerous place filled with assassins, rogues, and dealers; but Kaylin Ramirez has managed to make a name for herself, specializing in stealing and selling alien artifacts. Kaylin’s the best thief around, but when a rival frames her for his latest heist, she finds herself trapped in prison and blamed for a missing alien artifact. And not just any artifact – the Virtue of War, an alien weapon of mass destruction with the power to destroy entire galaxies. With time ticking down until the weapon falls into the wrong hands, Kaylin faces execution if she can’t return it. But to get the Virtue of War back, she’ll have to pull off her greatest heist yet. Firefly meets Guardians of the Galaxy in this fast-paced sci-fi adventure. © 2019 L.O. Addison and Justin Sloan ℗ 2020 Soundbooth Theater

Grant a wish… One of the few chosen to remain awake, Michael Hobbes lives a boring life aboard the ark ship Odysseus, dreaming of his time in the virtual fantasy world, Argos, as he waits for his five-year tour to end. Yet his return to stasis is fraught with peril as a rogue AI – last legacy of the war that ended life on Earth – slaughters the crew. Once inside the game he learns his troubles have only begun. Unable to destroy the ship, the hostile intelligence has invaded Argos. Partnered with the most powerful human player, the rogue has introduced a new mechanic: true death. With no way to leave stasis and regain his administrative controls, Michael Hobbes must quest, conquer, and gain allies to take on a seemingly unstoppable guild. Hobbes is no leader and ill-suited to become one, yet the fate of the human race rests on his shoulders, and his only hope of victory is to follow a unique and seemingly impossible quest chain: The Divine Koan. ©2020 Cebelius (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater

Deep in the bayou of Louisiana, Henry’s life has been shattered. He never expected a second chance, a way to redeem himself. He’s been given an opportunity to return to his family, if he can fight off the evil threatening to take over Anura. All Henry has to do is understand his new abilities, build a kingdom, and form an army to stand against the impending doom in this new fantasy world. There’s just one problem… He has to do it as a frog. Leap of Faith is Book 1 of Anura Rising, a kingdom building LitRPG series that combines fantasy elements with game mechanics. This series contains elements of games, like enchanted gear, skill trees, experience points, material gathering, building creation, character leveling, two-headed plague hounds, anthropomorphic fantasy races, magic, and intense battle sequences. WARNING: Does not include harems but does include some profanity. © 2019 J.S. Grulke ℗ 2020 J.S. Grulke

It is an undeniable fact that good things come in small packages. More often than not, it is necessary to trim the fat in order to bring what really matters to the forefront. Having extra bulk may seem like a good idea, but in reality it is merely a crutch that will one day become a hindrance, as it is no substitute for personality nor ability. Indeed, often times it is the small things in life that brighten up our daily lives and constantly remind us exactly why we do the things we do. However, it is important to keep an open mind, for while bigger is not always better, there are also times when it is. This holds especially true when it comes to hopes and dreams, which have been known to require a suitably large container from time to time. And while dreaming big could potentially lead to massive disappointment, it is also possible to reach for the stars while aiming at the moon. These are the truths that one tiny woman with a gigantic aspiration is about to discover. DISCLAIMER: This is a spin-off/side story of Everybody Loves Large Chests, which takes place during the events of Volume 7: Goroth.

His muscles elastic and his mind fragmented, Connor Durham awakens on an unknown beach. In the distance before him is a black tower whose peak rises to meet the clouds. In the water behind him are beings who used to be human, their bodies warping and twisting into horrific new configurations. With nowhere else to turn, Connor runs for the tower. In the Kadath deep-sea mining facility, Lucas Kane feels haunted. He dreams of lives he never lived and hears whispers from people who don't exist. During his days, four gray figures vibrate in and out of focus behind him, their words mostly unintelligible mutters. But there's something else that he sees while both awake and asleep: a sphere, massive, metallic, and beautiful, which awaits him outside Kadath's walls at the bottom of the ocean. Separated by dimensions, these two men – and their unfolding stories – are intrinsically linked. As they descend deeper into the dark terrors of the unknown, they will draw inextricably closer together until, at last, both men find themselves trapped in the very depths of otherworldly madness. Welcome to Shattered Seas. Featuring the ENTIRE Soundbooth Theater cast and original music by Aaron J. Morton, Deep Madness: Shattered Seas will allow fans of the popular tabletop game to follow their favorite characters in a new and exciting way. ©2020 Byron Leavitt (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater

A new space fantasy series where the guys are hot, the perils are many, and one rebel messenger holds the key to the survival of the human race. Lies aren't her only weapons against the fae... In the Halow system, one of Earth’s three sister star systems, tek and magic -- humans and fae -- are at war. Kesh Lasota is a ghost in the machine. Invisible to tek, she’s hired by the criminal underworld to carry illegal messages through the Halow system. But when one of those messages kills its recipient, Kesh finds herself on the run with a bounty on her head and a quick-witted marshal on her tail. Proving her innocence seems straightforward. Until a warfae steals the evidence she needs. The fae haven’t been seen in Halow in over a thousand years. And this one -- a brutally efficient killer able to wield tek -- should not exist. But neither should Kesh. As Kesh’s carefully crafted lie of a life crumbles around her, she knows being invisible is no longer an option. To hunt the warfae, to stop him from destroying a thousand-year fragile peace, she must resurrect the horrors of her past. Kesh Lasota was a ghost. Now she’s back, and there’s only one thing she knows for certain: nobody shoots the messenger and gets away with it. DragonCon Award finalist for Best Fantasy (Paranormal) 2018 Soundbooth Theater is proud to present this mind-bending tale from acclaimed author, Pippa DaCosta, expertly narrated by our rising star, Annie Ellicott. Supported by our very own vocal wizard, Jeff Hays, as the male cast, Annie brings the brooding enigma of Kesh Lasota to life with chilling clarity, giving her most compelling performance yet. The Soundbooth Theater Team for this production: Annie Ellicott - Narration Jeff Hays - Kellee, Eledan, and the Rest of the Male Cast, Sound Design Dalton Lynne - Editing and Proofing Griffin Malnar - Editing, Sound Design, and Mastering ©2018 Pippa DaCosta (P)2018 Jeff Hays

Anyone can run... The American people vote online... The winner receives instant fame and a campaign war chest to battle the Democrats and Republicans in 2020. Welcome to Ameritocracy, the new political series people are calling "The West Wing meets Survivor," and "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington for the social media age." After a lifetime of political disillusionment, Mia Rhodes created an alternative to the two-party system: Ameritocracy. Part American Idol, part Iowa Caucus, her online political competition promises to find the most popular independent candidate in America and give them a genuine shot to win the presidency. But her project flounders until Mia catches the eye of eccentric tech billionaire, Peter Colton. With Mia's vision and Peter's money, Ameritocracy moves rapidly from punchline to possibility. As the site grows, the stakes rise crisis by crisis, and Mia must learn that ending politics as we know it means saying goodbye to the Mia Rhodes she has always known. Soundbooth Theater is proud to work together with A.C. Fuller yet again in presenting the audio version of this thought-provoking and timely political drama that questions the current state of our democratic system and proposes a new way for technology to shape our government going forward. Annie Ellicott delivers a masterful performance as the charming, principled, and innovative Mia Rhodes in this clever and poignant series. © 2018 A.C. Fuller ℗ 2018 Jeff Hays

Daniel's guide to early retirement: Intercept illegal money transfer from mafia boss. Hide out in a super-exclusive full-immersion virtual reality game until the heat is off. Roll a bard. Max out charisma. Live it up. Profit. With all the pesky planning out of the way, Daniel set out to realize his ultimate dream: gaining enough money to buy a tropical island and spend his days playing the violin and RPGs. What could possibly go wrong? Disclaimer: There shall be no harems in this series. Overpowered, perfect protagonists will not be tolerated, and excessive cursing will result in donations to the swear jar.

This is our first collaboration with bestselling fantasy author, Sara King.  "The Candle" A last-minute gift becomes a lifetimes-long nightmare. "Discerning Tastes" What expecting mother wouldn't want magic, whatever the cost? "Face Cards" A trio of friends vacationing in the deep woods discover why people have been disappearing in that area for centuries... © 2021 Sara King ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Only a rag-tag team of gargoyles stands between humanity and extinction. Hell has released its ravening horde of demons, leaving most of humanity a puke-spewing, head-spinning mess of possession. Humanity’s last hope? A team of misfit gargoyles—including a cigar chomping, hard-ass grotesque—come alive and ready for battle during the End of Days. They guard the last cathedral-turned-sanctuary atop a bald knoll in the North Carolina mountains. Gargoyle protection grudgingly extends to any human who can make it inside the sanctuary, but the power of the stonecutter blood magic, which protects the sanctuary, may not be enough when a rogue grotesque and his badly-wounded ward arrive. All the hounds of hell are on their heels. The last sanctuary is about to fall. ©2017 Jake Bible (P)2021 Soundbooth Theater

Spiders are scary at the best of times but they get a whole lot scarier when your mom and dad aren't around. Hi I'm Dean and this is the story of my Spider Nightmare Apocalypse. Join me and my friends on a strange and magical adventure. And don't forget to bring your lava gun!

Sam Meeko never thought he’d ever get a superpower, especially one that allows him to smell everything. Everything. With his unconventional power, Sam joins forces with a group of women hellbent on getting to the bottom of a countrywide conspiracy. It’s going to take some thinking outside the box, and when that doesn’t work, Sam and his group might need to tear the walls down. ©2019 Harmon Cooper (P)2019 Boycott Books and Soundbooth Theater

From Jeff Menapace, bestselling author of the Bad Games trilogy, comes Hair of the Bitch, a disturbing psychological thriller with tongue firmly planted in cheek… until it's ripped out. Calvin Court is a massage therapist with a few secrets. He battles depression. He medicates with too much booze. And he's got the hots for one of his clients. She claims the feeling is mutual… until she frames Calvin for murder and blackmails him. The price? Not much. Calvin just has to do her bidding in a black-market industry catering to the very rich and the oh so very disturbed. Maybe he's just better off at the bar. Jeff Menapace is the winner of the 2011 Red Adept Reviews Indie Award for horror. ©2014 Jeff Menapace (P)2015 Jeff Menapace

WARNING: Contains strong language. My name is Ellis DeAngelo. I tend to get caught in the midst of trouble quite often. I'm an unlucky guy, but fortunate to have friends to help me out. These aren't the memoirs of a geisha you'll be reading. And most definitely not some soul-searching discovery that depicts eating, praying, and loving. This is so much better ... or worse, depending on your perspective. To sum up: I think I'm going to die. Not of old age, mind you, or in a tragic accident. My boss is trying to kill me. It all starts when I'm ... You don't really think I'm going into all the details now, do you? I mean, come on - look at the size of the space I'm provided here. I couldn't possibly cover everything in such a small area. That's what the book is for. Start listening! ©2016 Timothy Dalton (P)2021 Soundbooth Theater

When Jonathan Harker visits the castle of the enigmatic Count Dracula at the behest of his employer, he has no idea of the horrors lurking within and poised to spread across Europe. But after narrowly escaping the castle – and the vampires dwelling within – Harker knows what true evil looks like. Now, with the help of everyone’s favorite polymath turned vampire hunter, Abraham Van Helsing, and a small band of dedicated do-gooders, Harker must find a way to destroy Dracula and save the world. Soundbooth Theater is proud to release our rendition of one of the most popular tales in western literature. Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and Gary Francis Furlong effortlessly breathe life into this 123-year-old text. No matter how familiar you are with Dracula, we guarantee this Audio Deep Dive will send shivers down your spine. WARNING: Our script is a faithful adaptation of a century-old story. As such, some language and themes depicted reflect outdated attitudes that in no way reflect the views of Soundbooth Theater. (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater

Legionary, Titus Aetius, is tasked with hunting down a deserter who just so happens to be his best friend of a decade and fellow soldier. But Titus isn’t the only hunter stalking the dark forests of Gaul. The deserter’s trail disappears in a blood-soaked and empty village. Torn between honor and loyalty, Titus must find some way to outwit his officers, save his friend, and survive whatever horror has ravaged the countryside… with utmost dispatch. © 2020 Pinnacle Entertainment Group ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Carl tries to save the cat. The world ends. The game begins. As it turns out, the apocalypse will be televised.

Chapters 1-5 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

Having dealt with the immediate threat of the mutated Warped, Earth Force and Unity are preparing to leave Earth’s Solar system. Their destination is the alien space station known as Hammerhead, a nexus for space miners venturing into the nearby asteroid field. Led by their captain, Nori, they will have to navigate their way through many aliens and cultures. They’ll forge new friendships and acquire resources and alien technologies in order to help the survivors back home. But their main objective is different: they’re hunting the person responsible. The one who gave the order to infuse Earth with the Tec. They will track him down at any cost to discover what he has in store for the entire human race. © 2019 Shemer Kuznits ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

On the first day, a mist descended from the heavens blanketing earth. On the second day, a cryptic message, ‘Infusion commencing,’ appeared in the corner of everyone’s eyes. On the third day, the sick were healed and the crippled walked again. On the fourth day, celebration and joy spread across the globe. And on the fifth day, the warping began… There was no warning. A mist descended from the sky, disabling all technology and causing a mysterious message to appear at the corner of everyone’s eye. The situation grew even worse as animals and people started to warp, transforming into terrible monsters that prey on the living. Within months, human civilization crumbled. Unable to fight the seemingly indestructible beasts, the survivors are reduced to cowering in reinforced shelters. Waiting for the end to come. Helpless. All seemed lost until a few brave souls discovered the secret of their new reality: the Tec and how to use it to level up. Together they represent humanity’s last and best hope for salvation. But first they must find the answers to the mystery of their new existence. Their journey will require them to quickly adapt to alien technology, operate strange spaceships, and even befriend an extra-terrestrial merchant with an Inferiority Complex. ©2019 Shemer Kuznits (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater

First Contact didn't go as expected. Now they own us. Earth has been conquered by a massive galactic empire, and its war machine needs soldiers. In a cruel twist of fate, 14-year-old Joe Dobbs accidentally ends up on a ship carrying Earth's children to an alien training planet. To make it out alive, he must survive an apathetic bureaucracy that sees humans as little more than spare rations. Meat with guns. Or, if they're really unlucky, servants. The oldest of the children drafted from humanity's devastated planet, Joe unwittingly becomes the centerpiece in a millennia-long alien struggle for independence. Once his training begins, one of the elusive and prophetic Trith gives Joe a spine chilling prophecy that the universe has been anticipating for millions of years: Joe will be the one to finally shatter the vast alien government known as Congress. And, the Trith cannot lie.…but first, Joe has to make it through boot camp.

Two turns after the events of Forging Zero, Rat and Joe finally finish their PlanOps training and get orders to their first duty station--a hellhole Bagan planet called Blekk--but first, a little good old fashioned R&R! Joe and Rat get set loose on the Ueshi pleasure planet of Kaleu with fourteen days and five turns' worth of credits burning a hole in their pockets, and they plan to make full use of it! But this wouldn't be a Legend of Zero if Zero didn't do something legendary, now would it? One would certainly think that a 15 day vacation to an Ueshi pleasure planet would be nothing but peace and relaxation... However, when Baga are involved, a lot can go sideways--especially when one of Joe's groundmates is a numbers-crunching, gambling-obsessed savant fixated on beating the house! Kidnapping, assassination, a splash of gratuitous violence, nailbats... Can Zero save his teammates from the bowels of a casino and salvage his vacation before time runs out? Will Rat get her revenge, or will her competitive streak go too far? Come enjoy the latest installment in the Legend of ZERO!

On the first day, a mist descended from the heavens blanketing earth. On the second day, a cryptic message, ‘Infusion commencing,’ appeared in the corner of everyone’s eyes. On the third day, the sick were healed and the crippled walked again. On the fourth day, celebration and joy spread across the globe. And on the fifth day, the warping began… There was no warning. A mist descended from the sky, disabling all technology and causing a mysterious message to appear at the corner of everyone’s eye. The situation grew even worse as animals and people started to warp, transforming into terrible monsters that prey on the living. Within months, human civilization crumbled. Unable to fight the seemingly indestructible beasts, the survivors are reduced to cowering in reinforced shelters. Waiting for the end to come. Helpless. All seemed lost until a few brave souls discovered the secret of their new reality: the Tec and how to use it to level up. Together they represent humanity’s last and best hope for salvation. But first they must find the answers to the mystery of their new existence. Their journey will require them to quickly adapt to alien technology, operate strange spaceships, and even befriend an extra-terrestrial merchant with an Inferiority Complex. © 2019 Shemer Kuznits ℗ 2020 Soundbooth Theater

At Hammerhead Station, the grim, gritty edge of civilization, survival is a daily grind. Resources need mining, enemies demand defeat, and allies are always in need of rescue. It’s just another day on the frontier - where every battle could be the last.

Having potentially found love in, seriously, THE most unlikely place -- no exaggeration -- Joe is committed to his agreement with Mag’rathlak the Observer, or, Maggie, as she prefers him, AND ONLY HIM, to call her. The first task at hand: teach Maggie to walk. From there, he can show her his home, Mega City Dave-156 of the Third British Empire, and humanity in general after that. Tall orders for a loser like Joe, but hopefully, he can accomplish all of this before his soaps are on.

The morning after the Halloween party – and the fateful incident at the docks – Ruby Little is as confounded as she is exhausted. But before she can process the events of the previous night, the mysterious Stanley Wheeler himself contacts her with a startling request. Can she trust him? Moreover, does she have a choice? Meanwhile, with her whole world changing in front of her eyes, Ruby’s urge to retreat inward alienates Shane and further complicates her already turbulent relationship with her father. Somehow, Ruby must learn to balance her personal life with the wild journey ahead; if only she could just get some sleep first. Conceptualized by Annie Ellicott and written by Emily Labes, Space Buns is the very first Soundbooth Theater original series! Complete with original music by Annie Ellicott and performed by Annie along with Mark Southerland, Aaron J. Morton, and Jordan Hehl; vocals by Jeff Hays and production by Mark Kuykendall. Cover illustration by Jeremy Luther. © 2021 Annie Ellicott & Emily Labes ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Bureaucracy, maintenance, and odd jobs. Though hardly the most glamorous start to her new life, Fizzy understands that the ambitious future she envisions for herself demands a solid foundation. Standing out so much certainly helps with getting herself established, though it does have its downsides whenever it starts attracting trouble as well.

ATF Agent Max Harkins survived a bizarre encounter in Kringle Down. Now cartel czar Ernesto Cabeza wants to make him pay. But Max has a plan. If he can just get "Santa" to go along with it. This production features 3D sound! So it's best experienced on headphones. Kringle Down II: The Revenge, is a bloody Christmas tale of guns, drug lords, and mad reindeer. It contains violence, foul language, and other bad stuff and is intended only for adults with a macabre sense of humor. Warning: Adult Content, Violence, and Language. © 2021 Shane Hensley ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Warning: Monster Hunt NYC contains a light harem with monster girls, augmented reality, fantasy violence, a ton of action, and GameLit/LitRPG concepts. It was inspired by the Persona Games, Pokemon Go!, and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. The illegal Monster Hunt app has definitely done a number on Chase Knowles’ life, transforming him from a down-on-his-luck musician to the Alpha of two incredible Huntresses. Along with his bandmate, Iris, the group has taken New York City by storm, hunting and brawling in the city’s landmarks and hard-to-reach spaces. But there is more to the Monster Hunt app than catch or sell. An exclusive world known as EverLife presents new challenges, new adventure, and a mystery that none have been able to solve. It also presents new foes. © 2018 Harmon Cooper ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

“Baaaaarrrbeeecuuuuueee!” The adventure continues! The family and of course Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty from Japan (Who Smells Like Poop) get deeper into Minecraft, learning more about the game as they go. They’re finally starting to feel somewhat comfortable, but what happens when Dad fishes up an old book that tells a very strange and very scary history of the game? More crafting, mining, monsters, and crazy kitty antics galore!

Banksy levels up. The team joins the outside world. Duke helps a child in need.

I was on the path to becoming an Olympic gymnast until a stupid accident cost me an arm. It also awakened my powers and bought the attention of Baron Steel. Apparenlty, he liked me, thought I had “balls.” Now, he’d decided to train me as a masked crimefighter. He’s fond of assigning monikers to his pupils, and has dubbed Shocknet. I’m not sure if I love the name, but it fits. Somehow, I can manipulate electricity, and with the help of my prosthetic arm, I can control it. With the drive and discipline of my gymnast days, I tackle my first real trial by fire: taking on a city full of enraged robots. Something tells me this is going to be unlike anything I’ve ever experienced before. This Super Serial is in partnership with Aethon Books. The next episode is coming to the SBT platform on the first Tuesday of next month! Plus, there’s even more from Jaime Castle and CJ Valin in the Raptors universe on Audible! © 2022 Aethon Books ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

A Prequel to Occultist: Saga Online #1 Aetherius is the leader of the Rising Tide, one of the top guilds in Saga Online. He and his girlfriend, Lillian, make a great team, and together they're able to conquer a new guildhall, previously owned by the Godhammer guild. But Lillian is beginning to outshine Aetherius in the eyes of the guild, and feelings of resentment begin to emerge.

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook The author, Steven Keiler, chillin in-stream, giving direction No edits - includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) Zac Riggs would not have survived on Ludus for very long without his adopted sister, Gazra-tam. Gazra-tam is an ocelot-race Mo'hali, and Riggs is an engineering student from Earth who was transported to Ludus. The two make an unlikely team. Riggs and his sister had been comfortable living in a trap-filled dungeon before bandits attacked. But now there are bodies all over the floor and it doesn't quite feel like home anymore. The time has come for Gazra-tam to lead Riggs out of the wilderness to a city. Ludus is full of dangers, but the two are not defenseless. Riggs has budding, if underwhelming, magical powers, and his sister is good with a spear. Hopefully it will be enough. Adventure awaits...whether they're ready or not. But with danger comes opportunity, too. And if Riggs can figure out how to use his engineering know-how on a fantasy world full of magic and monsters, it might give him exactly the edge that he needs.

Long ago, Kaashifah the Fury, Chosen warrior of the Lord of War, fought a djinni to a stalemate in an ancient duel of souls. Three thousand years later, she and ‘Aqrab, the passionate djinni prince of the Fourth Lands, are still bound together, each waiting for the other to make that final, killing blow. To complicate matters, they are being hunted across the vast Alaskan wilderness by a team of holy soldiers who are specially trained—and highly successful—at capturing the numerous magical beings of the Five Realms. In order to save their friends from the Inquisition, some compromises must be made…and some boons given. But in unraveling the magics that bind them, will these two ancient immortals learn to trust each other, or will their own thawing hearts be their undoing?

Having teamed up with Theo, a very old and surprisingly chivalrous vampire lord, Bonnie and her samurai friend Masaaki now have a slightly better chance of surviving the next couple weeks. But trouble calls when one of Theo's old friends gets kidnapped by a rival lord, and he and the samurai leave the untrained queen alone while they rush headlong into a trap. Angry at suddenly being the rich errand girl, Bonnie makes a very unwise decision to go rescue a barghest from local slavers—the same barghest that both of her guardians repeatedly warned her not to save because barghests eat vampires. But she is inexplicably drawn to the huge beast called Björn, even as he makes her tremble in fear. Now, while Theo is missing in action, and Masaaki is wandering lost in the Alaskan wilderness, Bonnie alone must find a way to keep the barghest from eating everyone who pisses him off while simultaneously staying out of the hands of the Inquisition.

Palmyre. A city of questions and a family short on answers. And foremost on everyone’s mind is the question that matters most: Where is Grandpa Jack? After a long and arduous journey, the Sullivan family has made it to Palmyre. The initial joy over their reunion soon fades, however, when Grandpa Jack fails to arrive. With no way of seeking him out, they turn their attention to surviving in a town far different from anything they have experienced before. For some, it is a matter of learning who they are. For others, it is about learning what they are becoming. And for Grandpa Jack, well, he would have gotten to that damn town ages ago if there weren’t so many damn creatures, monsters, and gods in the way. As for Turkaletta…does anyone think of the turkey? Nooo. It’s all, “Where’s Grandpa Jack?” Couldn’t just one person say, “What about our turkey?” Sigh. Looks like she’ll have to do it her way. © 2023 P.A. Parsons ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater

Up against a plague infested world, a vicious horde of badgers, and a mysterious man that may have more in common with Henry than he realized, finding a way home may cause this axe-wielding frog warrior to croak for good. Release the Frogs of War! Frog of War is Book 2 of Anura Rising, a kingdom building LitRPG series that combines fantasy elements with game mechanics. This series contains elements of games, like enchanted rune stones, skill trees, experience points, material gathering, base building, character leveling, giant rideable cats, a tortoise deity, anthropomorphic fantasy races, magic, and intense battle sequences. WARNING: Does not include harems but does include some profanity. © 2020 J.S. Grulke ℗ 2020 J.S. Grulke

The Messenger rocked your world, and now she's back. But have her lies finally caught up with her? Trust doesn't come easy for Kesh Lasota. She survived life as a slave and the Dreamweaver's touch, but surviving Marshal Kellee and the mysterious Talen is a whole other game, one she's not sure she's ready for. When the three are captured by a bloodthirsty fae general sweeping through the last of Halow's human colonies, the only weapons they have left are lies. And so Kesh must pretend to be the gladiator they all expect, while Kellee is forced to fight against her, and Talen is... well, just who is Talen when he can command soldiers with a glance and move among the fae elite as though he belongs? Trust doesn't come easy for Kesh Lasota, neither does love. She must survive both, or everything she's fought for will be lost forever, including her men. The enchanting & mind-blowing Messenger series continues with more action, more romance, and more exciting twists! Please note: The Messenger Chronicles is a slow-burn reverse harem. The reverse harem elements develop during the series. Soundbooth Theater continues Pippa DaCosta's tantalizing paranormal sci-fantasy. Annie Ellicott reprises her role as the mysterious Kesh Lasota, as we discover more about her origins with the fae, and uncover her frightening power. With Jeff Hays returning as Kellee, Talen, and a growing cast of brooding fae, Annie continues to delve into Kesh's psyche, and reveal her true nature. The Soundbooth Theater Team for this production: Annie Ellicott - Narration Jeff Hays - Kellee, Talen and the Rest of the Male Cast, Sound Design Dalton Lynne - Editing and Proofing Griffin Malnar - Editing, Sound Design, and Mastering ©2019 Pippa DaCosta (P)2019 Pippa DaCosta

Mia Rhodes was on the verge of transforming American politics. But when you take on the establishment, the establishment pushes back. Six months ago, Mia Rhodes was a Seattle office manager, toiling away from nine to five and spending her weekends managing her online political competition, Ameritocracy. Now, that competition is spreading across the American political landscape, making Mia a celebrity and giving Ameritocracy a real shot at upending the two-party system in the 2020 election. But as the final voting draws near, Mia is betrayed by one of the people she trusts most, throwing Ameritocracy into disarray, and possibly ending her dream of changing American politics forever. © 2018 A.C. Fuller ℗ 2018 Jeff Hays

Daniel's (updated) guide to early retirement, version 2.0: Intercept illegal money transfer from mafia boss. (Complete success. Except for the part where I was discovered and almost caught.) Hide out in a super-exclusive full immersion virtual reality game until the heat is off. (Doing fine so far. They may have figured out that I’m in-game. Still, it’s a huge game, so no problem, right?) Roll a bard. Max out charisma. Live it up. (Two out of three ain’t bad. We’re just postponing the "live it up" part a bit.) Profit. (Still almost two years to go for that. Think happy thoughts!) He could have been way worse off. Sure, Daniel was stuck in-game as the local bard of a quaint village, but people were nice, the quests juicy, and the lore intriguing. Even so, with the mob on the lookout, Daniel would soon find himself sorely tested to avoid detection. Disclaimer: Still no harems in this series, even with a bard MC. Go figure. We’re going light on the cursing and less light on the puns. You were warned.

A dead woman in a cryogenic dating facility must convince one of the facility's wealthy clients to choose her. © 2016 Sara King ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

The team gets dirty. Carl and Donut save children from a drug war.

Chapters 6-10 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

With Patsy under control, Nori and company are better able to navigate the space station. Discovering that nadirium is in high demand, the crew sets out to mine some from the surrounding asteroid field and run into trouble along the way. Want the whole book, but can't wait for monthly episodes? The full classic audiobook narrated by Jeff Hays with no sound effects or music is available for purchase! © 2019 Shemer Kuznits ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

The most fearsome aliens in existence just allied with the universe's most deadly psychopaths, and all hell is breaking loose. It's been 53 turns after the legendary Commander Zero graduated as a Congie warrior. Joe, now a battle hardened veteran, has spent his life surviving wars he had no right to survive. Yet his real test is coming: New forces are conspiring to start a great war like the universe has never seen, one that would rip apart the very fabric of Congress. Joe is conscripted to fight the very war everyone has been fearing since the rise of the Dhasha—the war against the legendary Dhasha Vahlin. Unfortunately for Joe, at the same time, other ruthless powers are conspiring to kill him before he fulfills the prophecy of the Trith. To fight the Vahlin, a desperate Congress comes up with a tactic it abandoned millennia ago—the use of multi-species groundteams. Joe, now a Prime Commander, is given command of his own team of misfits and pitted against the Vahlin’s forces in a war whose casualties are millions-to-one. Can Joe keep his group of aliens from killing each other long enough to make them into a battle-ready team? Will he survive long enough to kill the Vahlin? Or is he destined to destroy Congress, as the Trith have prophesized about him?

Planetside Ueshi don’t live long enough to train to be pilots—Congress doesn’t find it cost effective with their short lifespans.  Arius, who knows Ueshi are faster and have better reflexes than the rest of Congressional species, is determined to change that. He joined the Congressional Space Force and collected stellar marks all through basic training—only to be flatly told to pick something else as his specialty. What is a young, cockpit-obsessed Ueshi prodigy to do?  This is the story of how the first Ueshi pilot got his wings, setting the gold standard for all Space Corps flyboys who came after! Parting Gift The Huouyt weren’t the only sentient species that evolved on the Huouyt homeworld. While the Huouyt evolved in the oceans, the single massive continent was home to the Vanun, a species that spent untold millennia in constant struggle with their shape-shifting natural enemies. This is the story of the final days of the war between the Vanun and the Huouyt and how it was brought to an end forever.

Having dealt with the immediate threat of the mutated Warped, Earth Force and Unity are preparing to leave Earth’s Solar system. Their destination is the alien space station known as Hammerhead, a nexus for space miners venturing into the nearby asteroid field. Led by their captain, Nori, they will have to navigate their way through many aliens and cultures. They’ll forge new friendships and acquire resources and alien technologies in order to help the survivors back home. But their main objective is different: they’re hunting the person responsible. The one who gave the order to infuse Earth with the Tec. They will track him down at any cost to discover what he has in store for the entire human race. © 2020 Shemer Kuznits ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Leaving Hammerhead behind, it’s time to explore a new alien world. Bryte, a gleaming beacon of technology and progress, stands tall — right next to a planet crawling with twisted, monstrous horrors. In this delicate balance, survival is anything but guaranteed.

A death cult of assassins raised him and trained him to be the perfect killer. Now they want him dead. Mehta, once the best assassin in the Xyonate cult, is running for his life. Upon realizing they can no longer control Mehta, the Xyonate clerics try to have him killed, but Mehta escapes, wounded, and finds refuge with a local priest. But the cultists catch up, slay the priest and his wife, and Mehta barely escapes with the priest's eight-year-old daughter, Ferne, in tow. Realizing he can't run forever, Mehta decides to make a final stand against the remaining cultists. Can Mehta and Ferne survive? Or will their fate drown in the ever-growing pool of blood all around them?

Joe shows Maggie more wonders of the human world, including old video games played with actual controllers. In VR, he’s also able to show her the wonders of nature, hiking, and Spazz metal concerts. But none of this compares to the experience of consuming REAL FOOD, digesting it in a real human body, and the discovery of her favorite flavor, “Starberry.”

An ancient terror is on the loose… …will it keep Violet from getting home? Betrayed into releasing a monstrous threat onto the island of Caclos, Violet and Dad are still stuck in Aletia, now with no way home. Only one chance to get back to Earth remains, and it means striking yet another bargain—this time with Ravzar, the God of Beasts himself. But when Ravzar asks them to complete not one but TWO enormous tasks, getting back home seems nearly impossible. Still, they have no other choice but to try. Can Violet and Dad deliver on Ravzar’s outrageous requests? Or will the ancient evil they’ve let loose interfere with their efforts to finally make their way back home?

A few weeks into her training with Wheeler and Mira, Ruby is frustrated by how little progress she has made towards becoming a hero. She still hasn’t figured out how to harness her abilities, let alone discover what exactly they are. While Wheeler is patient with her in that regard, he is far more demanding when it comes to her comic book work. Luckily for Ruby, she’s about to discover that a little progress and determination can go a long way -- in more than one area of her training. On the other hand, it seems no amount of tenacity can mend the gaps in Ruby’s personal life, as a night out with her drawing school friends and Shane reminds her. Both her reality and the world she’s created in her Space Buns comics are changing rapidly; will Ruby be able to keep up? Conceptualized by Annie Ellicott and written by Emily Labes, Space Buns is the very first Soundbooth Theater original series! Complete with original music by Annie Ellicott and performed by Annie along with Jordan Hehl; vocals also by Annie and production by Aaron J. Morton. Cover illustration by Jeremy Luther. © 2021 Annie Ellicott & Emily Labes ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

With her finances finally sorted and her strangely willing servant properly situated, the tireless golem is almost ready to start pursuing her dreams in earnest. She just needs to remain patient for a while longer. Once her crippled arm is reconstructed and reattached, there will be nothing left to stop her from moving up in the world.

Little Jose Salazar is a monster. Now he’s missing, and his father, the new head of the Gulf Cartel, thinks a certain evil spirit of Christmas is behind it. To get his son back, Hector needs an army, a plan, and the help of a very reluctant Agent Maxwell Harkins. Kringle Down III: Krampus!, is a nightmarish romp of cartel violence, mad assassins, ancient spirits, killer cyborgs, naughty children, and of course, Santa Clause. It’s strictly for adults with a high tolerance for violence, foul language, and mayhem. © 2022 Shane Hensley ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

The game has changed. After receiving a mysterious message from a famous Proxima developer, Chase Knowles takes a step toward an incredible future. With an important tournament coming up, everything seems to be working in his favor. But there are other forces at play, even if some of those forces are internal. Wanting more from his relationship with Lady C., Chase goes to extreme lengths to bring her digital form to New York City through an android shell. Meanwhile, Iris takes over the dojo and focuses on the tournament, hoping to continue their winning streak. After a concert in Kingdom Ignis, their team is begrudgingly joined by a goblin from a famous guild known as the Mitherfickers, a member who may prove to be useful in the coming tournament. A new opportunity arises once Chase learns of a rare mythcrea club, but joining won't be as easy as it sounds... The illegal Monster Hunt App continues to change the course of Chase's life, but it also forces him to make important decisions, several of which could come back to haunt him. Reader Discretion is advised: Monster Hunt NYC contains adult situations, augmented reality, fantasy violence, a ton of action, and GameLit/LitRPG concepts. It was inspired by the Persona Games, Pokemon Go!, and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. © 2019 Harmon Cooper ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater

“Swingin’ my pick And singin’ my song Mining in the dirt All day long Workin’ in a cave, I hope there’s no bats But at least down here I don't smell the cat....” The Accidental Minecraft Family now has a mission! They know they must eventually explore the wider world and figure out just what the mysterious book they found was all about. Preparing for a long journey takes a lot of work, though. Kate finally gets to start a farm! Will they be able to make enough armor, food, and more importantly, protect it all from being eaten by Bruce the cat? Just when they think their plans are all set, a mystery visitor shows up and changes everything.

Duke participates in a religious ceremony. Another player emerges. A hidden kaiju reveals itself.

Rebecca Zander's job as a dimension hopper is anything but peaceful. Dealing with things from superheroes and giant robots to deadly dimensional breaches leading to all sorts of paradoxes, Rebecca is only sure of one thing in her life... She needs a damn cup of coffee. This Super Serial is in partnership with Aethon Books. The next episode is coming to the SBT platform on the first Tuesday of next month! Plus, there’s even more from Jaime Castle and CJ Valin in the Raptors universe on Audible! © 2022 Aethon Books ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

A Prequel to Occultist: Saga Online #1 Aetherius is the leader of the Rising Tide, one of the top guilds in Saga Online. He and his girlfriend, Lillian, make a great team, and together they're able to conquer a new guildhall, previously owned by the Godhammer guild. But Lillian is beginning to outshine Aetherius in the eyes of the guild, and feelings of resentment begin to emerge.

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook The author, PA Parsons, chillin in-stream, giving direction No edits - includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) The Sullivans are a normal family. But after being transported to the magical world of Arenia, normal isn’t a luxury they can afford. It’s just another Thanksgiving for the Sullivans—until the walls disappear and they discover they are being transported to Arenia, a place where game rules are real and their Earthen ability to reincarnate grants them unlimited potential. Or it would, if the celestial administrator in charge of their case hadn’t mixed up longitude and latitude and sent the wrong family. Oops. Too bad he already faked their deaths. Now scattered throughout the Arenian wilderness and armed only with their Tomes—books containing all of their skills, accomplishments, and quests—the family members must discover a strength they didn’t know they had if they are going to survive long enough to find each other. Note: Contains some profanity and a turkey, but not a profane turkey. Personally, I’m fine with profane turkeys, but if that’s where you draw the line, you should know that there are none in this book. In fact, I’m going to promise you no profane turkeys for the entire series. That’s my gift to you.

After narrowly escaping the Duke of the Nightlands (and leaving Theo at his mercy), Bonnie and the feylord (Tl'oghk'etnaeyen) find themselves reunited with Björn. Barely surviving a run-in with a Fury, Bonnie finally learns to compromise and communicate as they continue their search for Masaaki. In the process, Björn finds out the past may not be quite as he remembers it; Bonnie and Tl'oghk'etnaeyen forge a deeper trust and understanding of each other; and Theo ends up in an uneasy alliance with a brainwashed Inquisitor. But even as new, fragile partnerships are formed, a malignant demigod is getting closer to seeing his evil plans come to fruition. Will Björn and Tl'oghk'etnaeyen each find a way to end their miserable curses? Or will Bonnie’s hasty alliances crumble, leaving her to face Pestilence alone? Join the suspense...

Julia Vern did everything she could to hide her identity, stay out of trouble, and avoid the alien invaders who had taken over her city. But there are few secrets Dr. Destruction cannot penetrate. The leader of Earth’s resistance found Julia and has offered her the one thing he knows will make her become the deadly Professor Purgatory once again. He’s found the v’sori who tortured the super villain -- and killed her beloved sidekick. When superheroes of the world are all but destroyed during a hostile alien invasion, it is up to criminals, thieves and murderers to try to save the day. Can the scum of the earth rise to the occasion to save it? © 2020 Pinnacle Entertainment Group ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

“Be careful which star you wish upon...” The unseelie -- banished by Oberon long ago -- are stirring awake, and there’s one name on their dark lips: Nightshade. Kesh is beginning to settle into her role as Halow’s messenger, saving people from the fae with the help of Kellee, Talen, Arran, and Sota, but if she has any hope of making her wrongs right, she must trust those around her. Without them, there is no messenger. Friends, lovers, more. But one has a secret. A secret so dark it threatens to change everything Kesh believes in. A secret that could change the fate of Faerie, Halow, and all of humanity. When the fae abandoned the stars long ago, they left behind more than fairytales. They left behind their monsters. The fae-in-space “mind-blowing,” bestselling series continues in The Nightshade’s Touch, Messenger Chronicles 3. ©2019 Pippa DaCosta (P)2019 Spoken Realms

After a lifetime of political disillusionment, Mia Rhodes created an alternative to the two-party system: Ameritocracy. Part American Idol, part Iowa Caucus, her online political competition will find the most popular independent candidate in America and give them a genuine shot to win the presidency. Anyone can run... The American people vote online... The winner receives instant fame and a campaign warchest to battle the Democrats and Republicans in 2020. In Echo Chamber, the third book, Mia sets out to transform American democracy. Now she's afraid of what will happen if she succeeds. Mia created Ameritocracy to make it possible for anyone to become president. But as her online political competition races toward its finale, it's poised to elect a Machiavellian manipulator with a winning smile, leaving Mia to wonder whether she's changed anything at all. As the competition builds to its spectacular final debate in Washington, DC, Mia Rhodes and her team must question everything they've done so far and defeat a threat to democracy they had never imagined. © 2018 A.C. Fuller ℗ 2019 Jeff Hays

Double, double, bard in trouble. Mob will catch him in a couple… Okay, the mobsters looking for Daniel still hadn't found him. That was the good news. The bad news? The net was tightening -- and Daniel was running out of places to hide inside the Dawnlight Forest in the World of Chains. His skills and achievements as a bard did not help him avoid attention -- quite the opposite, in fact. Maybe, it was time to leave the forest? Or, maybe… maybe it was time to take that Council quest and search for a more long-term solution to his predicament? © 2020 Lars Machmuller ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Frank learns how saferooms work. Carl and Donut hit the gym.

Chapters 11-15 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

The crew welcomes a new member into the fold. Patsy introduces everyone to an armorer, and a new threat emerges from the shadows. © 2019 Shemer Kuznits ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

Earth is in the middle of an apocalyptic time-out. PlanOps Prime veteran, universal hero, and living legend Joe Dobbs has become an icon of heroism to the Congressional citizenry—but his real adventure is only just beginning. Humanity, unwillingly drafted into the alien Congress during its invasion of Earth seventy-four turns before, has done the unthinkable; building devastating genetic weapons that can kill even the oldest Dhasha with ease, planning to take the fight for its freedom to the very Regency itself. Before it can, however, the alien government discovers Humanity’s plans and retaliates swiftly, killing the experiments, destroying the labs, and reducing Earth’s technologies back to its Stone Age days to serve a Sacred Turn of penance for its sins. …Or does it? As Joe discovers, one lab gets overlooked in the chaos of Judgment. Its leader, Twelve-A, is determined to keep his fellow experiments alive—even if it means coercing a jaded, iron-faced Congie into helping them…

The conclusion of the best-selling trilogy! The name of the culprit behind Earth’s Calamity has finally been revealed, and it's one feared by all: Eater of Worlds. As the spearheads of humanity, it's now up for Unity and her crew to search for the means to thwart the inevitable ending, but for that, they’ll also need the support of every surviving human on the planet. And that's not so easily accomplished. Even as doom creeps closer, the majority of the remaining population still struggles against the endless hordes of mutated monsters. Before facing the ultimate threat, the crew must find ways to uplift the rest of humanity and reclaim their planet. Only then will the human race stand a chance against the final apocalypse. © 2023 Shemer Kuznits ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater

Back on Earth, armed with hard-earned technology and knowledge to aid humanity, the crew takes the opportunity for some well-earned R&R before heading back to Bryte.

Special Agent Sarah Johanson, the psy-operative responsible for breaking into Mag’rathlak’s summoning ritual, hasn’t given up. She’s still under orders from Her Immortal Majesty’s Supernatural Eviction Agency to monitor the Class-3 Cosmic Entity as it… does whatever it’s doing, and so she remains vigilant at her monitor, watching “the subject” as it drinks with Joe and the lads at a pub. Meanwhile, Joe has to practice for an upcoming Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, which means Maggie has to figure out how to entertain herself for a few days. As she quests to discover the animal life that has attached itself to human culture, she happens to meet Mr. Charles, the owner of a novelty shop that just happens to sell pets. Fascinated by the idea of owning a cute critter of her own, she quickly learns how owners should and shouldn’t treat their pets.

They say shoot for the moon, but this is just ridiculous, even by the erratic standards of the God of Chaos. Still, as his devoted Paladin, Fizzy is determined to adapt to her extraordinary circumstances and eventually find her way home, even if it takes her centuries. Still, she’d best not dally, as her companions-by-chance probably don’t have that luxury. Bloody meatbags.

“I've never seen a cat ride a donkey!” The Accidental Minecraft Family has one mission: Find a way to get back home. Dad insists a a witch will be able to help them, but it's not like they can just spawn one. After traveling the perilous journey to the closest village, what will they find? Friend or foe?

A pair of Kaiju get into a scuffle. Banksy reunites with his master. Duke is offered a refreshing drink.

In the world of Taylor Fosse, “cute robots" means mini-tanks with swiveling .50 caliber machine guns on them. It’s part-n-parcel for his job as a blogger for the city’s villain community, because, hey, they gotta make a living too, you know! But when he shows up to interview the East Coast’s best tinkerer, Repo-Guy, neither counted on the party being crashed by a horde of giant murder-mechs. Now, Taylor’s own superpowers will be tested to their limits as he races to save the family that took him in. When analog meets digital, the sparks will fly in this latest installment of Raptors: Mega-Mech Apocalypse! This Super Serial is in partnership with Aethon Books. The next episode is coming to the SBT platform on the first Tuesday of next month! Plus, there’s even more from Jaime Castle and CJ Valin in the Raptors universe on Audible! © 2022 Aethon Books ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

A Story From the World of Titan Online Starshot, Vanish and Orbit are players in the hot new Superhero themed VRMMO, Titan Online. Can they defeat Prism for a coveted spot in the Gallant Guild, the most storied guild in Titan City?

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits -- includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) At a glance, the dwarves and gnomes of the Horkensaft Kingdom are two peoples who are worlds apart. The former are seen as hardcore traditionalists Hell-bent on maintaining the status quo, while the latter only look ever forward and upward as they grasp at the future with both hands. And yet, these two seemingly opposing cultures serve as a counter-balance to each other, creating a civilization that draws upon the wisdom of the past to face new challenges. Whether that is actually the case or mere propaganda will soon to be put to the test, as they are about to receive a visit from the Hero of Chaos. The enigmatic herald of change has already fostered a well-deserved reputation for setting things in motion by their presence, and only time will tell if the Kingdom of the stout-folk will survive the impending transition. Though, once again, Boxxy doesn't actually care what ripples it causes. It isn't there to upset society or challenge the stagnant culture of all-work-no-play. Its goal is to track down an errant treasure that escaped its grasp while it was out of commission, and maybe secure some new pieces for its ever-growing collection along the way. Before it has a chance to, however, it must first deal with a significant issue that threatens to undo much of its work since its arrival in Azurvale. It is a challenge unlike any it has faced, and not one that it can hope to solve easily through force and violence. The limits of Boxxy's patience and self-control are about to be tested, as it looks desperately for a way... to leave the house. CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content

After a horrible accident takes his wife, Captain Desmond Jones decides that it’s time to throw in the towel. Just as he’s about to tender his resignation, his crew steps in and is able to convince him to make one last run. Together they journey to a strange little planet shrouded in mystery and promise. It’s a job that, by means he never could have imagined possible, will change Desmond’s life forever. © 2020 Pinnacle Entertainment Group ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Kesh fled Faerie as a queen killer. Now she returns as the Faerie King’s secret obsession. But on Faerie, nothing is as it seems, not even Kesh herself. With days to stop Arran’s execution and the stoic guardian, Sirius, as her constant shadow, Kesh must weave her lies deep within Faerie’s courts where magic and whispers combine and conspire. Soon, Kesh learns there is more at stake than Arran’s life. Faerie is dying. Oberon’s reign is crumbling. The time to strike against the fae is now. But with Talen, Kellee and Sota a thousand light-years away, Kesh cannot succeed alone... Beneath the courtly politics, the glittering facades, and the King’s fragile hold on his people, the Dreamweaver is locked in eternal slumber, dreaming of the day his Queen of Hearts will set him free… because he knows, Kesh Lasota has no other choice. Kesh survived the Dreamweaver once before. Now all she has to do is control him. But Faerie’s Dreamweaver has other ideas for the peoples’ Messenger. He knows who, and what Kesh really is and he has every intention of using her to make all his dreams come true. He takes your mind, makes it his, takes your soul, makes you cruel. Dare you answer the Dreamweaver’s call? ©2020 Pippa DaCosta (P)2020 Spoken Realms

Carl and his new friends interrupt an intimate get together.

Chapters 16-20 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

The crew begrudgingly sets off to Grotula 3 on NO_ONE's fetch quest. But the Aky scientist is more than meets the eye. © 2019 Shemer Kuznits ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

Bryne: a planet swarming with deadly warped, but rich in advanced materials. Centillion: a barren world filled with danger and the remnants of a long-dead civilization. Just a couple of typical days on the Unity crew’s mission.

In the last episode, Maggie was very naughty. So naughty, in fact, the police were called. Thankfully, sky-diving without a license is a minor offense, and so she was only brought into the station long enough for Joe to come and get her. But Joe's trouble doesn't stop there. Practice has been going great for the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, but his teammate Ryan's Full Immersion Pod 3000™ is on the fritz. Hopefully Joe can convince Maggie to bring a shoggoth or two to Ryan's flat in time to save his Full Immersion Pod 3000™, and the tournament...

When Fizzy first saw the city of Dragunov, she thought it truly was the Tinkerers’ Holy Land. Little did she know it was only a prototype, barely a prelude of where this unprecedented detour would lead her. Though Fizzy is eager to see what the Original Artificer has been up to since her disappearance, she maintains a healthy dose of paranoia regarding ‘Katya’ person’s true motives. Just like Boxxy taught her.

Yoshi rolls out the red carpet for Duke. Banksy leaves the nest. Aunt Bernadette generates a quest.

Don't mess with Mama Bear! This Super Serial is in partnership with Aethon Books. The next episode is coming to the SBT platform on the first Tuesday of next month! Plus, there’s even more from Jaime Castle and CJ Valin in the Raptors universe on Audible! © 2022 Aethon Books ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits -- includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) Attention. Attention. The gates are down. The hunters are loose. Run, Run, Run. A lush jungle teeming with danger. Savage dinosaurs seeking blood. A fallen princess intent on vengeance. A mysterious, end-of-floor celebration for the top crawlers, dubbed “The Butcher’s Masquerade.” The sixth floor. The Hunting Grounds. As the remaining crawlers battle for their lives, a new, terrible threat looms. Outside tourists are finally allowed to enter the game, and they are here and ready to hunt. Among them is Vrah, a famed and veteran hunter, intent on collecting the biggest trophy of her career. But their prey is far from harmless, and this season they are fighting back. Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut return in book five of the acclaimed LitRPG series.

Crusader is the most isolated man in Star City. He spent the years prior to the v’sori invasion racking up an impressive body count of supervillains and street criminals. For his efforts, he was hunted by the cops, targeted by the underworld, and reviled by the public as a ruthless vigilante. Since the invasion, he’s shifted his focus to shooting aliens; but he still takes any opportunity to kill the villains and crooks he comes across. Superheroes and cops consider him a villain, the villains all want him dead, and the v’sori would gladly torture him to death if they could get their hands on him. But that doesn’t stop him from carrying out his own private war for Justice. Then Crusader learns the v’sori have built a weapon that could kill every super villain on Earth, destroying the resistance in one fell swoop. Forced by circumstance to work with one of his most hated foes — the indestructible strongman, Invictus — can he adapt his moral perspective and learn to work with criminals he knows he should kill? Or, will he let humanity remain under the alien yoke so he can see Justice done? © 2020 Pinnacle Entertainment Group ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Eledan’s nightmare has been unleashed upon the worlds and with Oberon gone, only the messenger crew stands in its way. Kellee, Talen, Sirius, Sota, and Kesh. Together, they are stronger, but there are forces on Faerie who do not want the worlds saved, forces that would see the Messenger and her crew torn apart. Queen to Faerie’s new king, Messenger and more to the saru, lover to some, and a weapon to others; but who is Kesh Lasota really? A guiding light or an unwitting puppet? Answers are coming. The time for lies has passed. And Kesh will soon learn some battles can’t be won alone. The mind-blowing Messenger Chronicles comes to its explosive conclusion in Her Dark Legion. ©2019 Pippa DaCosta (P)2020 Soundbooth Theater

On April 1, 2021, we convinced ELLC fans that, after a long wait, we were releasing Mortimer: Volume 6 here on SBT Direct for free. Of course, as they should have expected, it was a trap. People were pissed. It was hilarious. We've made it available again so you can now enjoy these 10 hours of comedic genius yourself.

Herbert Lansing is a coward, forced to fight in a land far from home in a war he barely understands. In the darkest corners of Belleau Woods he finds something that might make his chest heavy with valorous medals... at the cost of the soul beneath. © 2020 Pinnacle Entertainment Group ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Princess Donut’s dreams of intergalactic stardom finally come true.

Chapters 21-25 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

The Earth Force finally returns home to catch up with Diamond and do some warped cleanup. But they're soon rudely interrupted by an uninvited guest... © 2019 Shemer Kuznits ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

As the Eater of Worlds draws near to claim his prize, Unity and her crew must confront humanity's greatest challenge. With time running out, they must pull out all the stops and rally unique allies from across worlds. Together, they face a race against the clock in a battle for survival, their ultimate hope — the key to everything — lies in unlocking the secret of the "Relict Legacy."

Maggie and Joe visit the "zoo" that Ryan's uncle works at. But after that, there's no time to waste. Joe and the lads need help with the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament. When the pressure is on, Maggie shows her worth as a star pilot, but is it enough to win?

Optimism is a feeling Fizzy long thought dead and buried, yet here it is, rearing its ugly head. Just the faintest suggestion that Boxxy might still be alive was enough to make her core buzz with anticipation and glee. Unfortunately, the task of getting to it has not been made simpler, and if all she needs to do to accomplish it is wipe out an indigenous civilization or two, then so be it.

Duke jumps headfirst into the art of Kaiju husbandry and then makes an in-person visit to the clinic. Legal trouble abounds.

Wave upon wave of malevolent robots have rampaged across New York City for a day. Only by superhuman feats have the heroes beaten them back and rescued the injured. Defying this terror, Bastet, co-founder of the Guild of Masked Crimefighters, attends a charity gala for the victims. Little does she know, Crosscircuit is about to unleash the deadliest of his metal minions. Will the exhausted superheroes find a way to stop the robots before they finish off the traumatized city? Find out in the exciting finale of Mega-Mech-Apocalypse! © 2022 Aethon Books ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits -- includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) Anthony has been reborn! Placed into the remarkable game-like world of Pangera. However, something seems a little off. What's with these skills? Bite? Dig? Wait.... I've been reborn as a WHAT?! Follow Anthony as he attempts to adjust to his new life, to survive and grow in his new Dungeon home!

There’s a mole in Red Jack’s Omega cell. Is it Acrobat, the fallen hero whose mentor died at Red Jack’s hands? The ghostly Horseman? The incomprehensible Golem? The goth necromancer Nepththys? Only one thing is certain: when the truth is revealed, someone will fall. Hard. © 2020 Pinnacle Entertainment Group ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

A hunted, near-extinct brain parasite has fallen in love with a member of the species that exterminated his people, and he hasn’t yet told her what he really is. Now he’s desperate to keep her safe while holding onto the love they share. Can their love survive his brutal past, or will telling her be the biggest mistake of Stuart’s long life?

A Soundbooth Theater exclusive short starring Hiccup, Spew Gorge, Quantum Hughes, and a surprise guest. I suppose Ryuk and Enway are also in this one, but they don’t technically know it. © 2023 Harmon Cooper ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater

Carl and Donut briefly consider a business proposal. A bathroom break goes awry.

Chapters 26-29 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

Skitter reveals his true identity, and the Earth Force crew must outsmart him, or prepare for subjugation.Skitter reveals his true identity, and the Earth Force crew must outsmart him, or prepare for subjugation.

Officer Maloney knows something isn't quite right. Her Immortal Majesty's Supernatural Eviction Agency wanted him to drop this whole "skydiving" incident, but his curiosity just won't have it. But Maggie always knows when she's being watched...

So, you know the song, “Rats,” by the band, Ghost? This is kinda like that, but take out all the Satanic stuff, add a few scientists, add a gore-themed trigger warning somewhere, and you get the idea.

Upgrades! Now even more wondrous, fantastic, and lethal – not to mention with a divine sponsorship – Fizzy is finally ready to put this madness behind her and return to some semblance of normalcy. She doesn’t even have to commit genocide to do it. Instead, she has to lead the charge against a tyrannical, mechanical overlord that has had an entire century to fortify themselves. What could possibly go wrong?

Duke serves his time. Epsilon catches a cold. Clara tells on herself.

Stretch is a super villain down on his luck. He’s behind on alimony and child support, and the occasional job for the resistance might help in the war against the alien invaders; but it doesn’t do much for his bank account. His new assignment is to break into the terrible drone factory -- where humans are turned into super-enhanced, zombie-like slaves for the v’sori. But what he finds inside is a little more -- and a little more personal -- than his next score. © 2020 Pinnacle Entertainment Group ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

"Fairy" Dallas Kay is a prodigy.  A phenomenon.  A pain in the ass.  As a wunderkind pilot for the Utopian Space Corps, Dallas can do no wrong... Or can she? Faced off against the greatest pirate the galaxy has ever known, a pilot with skills that rival her own, Dallas finds herself in hotter water than ever. Will her skills at the throttle save her ass yet again, or is she doomed to be a desk jockey the rest of her life?  Or maybe an icy ball of space wreckage, floating in space to bump against some unsuspecting trader's front windshield... That too. This short story is set in the Millennium Potion universe, using characters from the books. "The Sheet Charmer of Broketoe" Nerys Ganlin is an untrained auldling of vast power,  a forgotten class of Auld the likes of which hasn't been seen in many generations — whose magic unfortunately only works on cloth.  Crippled as a magic user, faced with a terrifying threat of a soul-thief from ancient lore surfacing in her tiny town, with all other help vanquished or too far away to arrive in time, can Nerys alone conquer her handicap and save her village... or will she lose everyone she loves in the battle that follows? Set in Sara King's Aulds of the Spyre fantasy universe.

An exploit is used to its full potential. Carl and Donut encounter an old friend.

Chapters 30-34 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

Joe becomes perturbed when Maggie pays someone else a little too much attention, and London Bridge begins to fall as Her Immortal God Queen tries to make amends.

Duke and Clara deal with some bull. Olga misbehaves.

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits – includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) The most fearsome aliens in existence just allied with the universe's most deadly psychopaths, and all hell is breaking loose. It's been 53 turns after the legendary Commander Zero graduated as a Congie warrior. Joe, now a battle hardened veteran, has spent his life surviving wars he had no right to survive. Yet his real test is coming: New forces are conspiring to start a great war like the universe has never seen, one that would rip apart the very fabric of Congress. Joe is conscripted to fight the very war everyone has been fearing since the rise of the Dhasha — the war against the legendary Dhasha Vahlin. Unfortunately for Joe, at the same time, other ruthless powers are conspiring to kill him before he fulfills the prophecy of the Trith. To fight the Vahlin, a desperate Congress comes up with a tactic it abandoned millennia ago—the use of multi-species groundteams. Joe, now a Prime Commander, is given command of his own team of misfits and pitted against the Vahlin’s forces in a war whose casualties are millions-to-one. Can Joe keep his group of aliens from killing each other long enough to make them into a battle-ready team? Will he survive long enough to kill the Vahlin? Or is he destined to destroy Congress, as the Trith have prophesized about him? The Legend of ZERO: Zero Recall is the exciting continuation of the ZERO series, sure to delight fans of Science Fiction Adventure, Alien Sci-Fi, Space Exploration, First Contact, Galactic Empire, Military Space Fleet, Apocalyptic, and Space Opera Science Fiction.

As the Iron Skull, Oscar Baer, leads the Graveyard Shift, which is one of Star City’s most successful supervillain teams. Dr. Destruction has tasked their resistance cell with the first bank heist since the alien v’sori took over the Earth. Is it truly a cash grab or a distraction from something more important? And what will happen when Oscar’s past comes back to haunt him and he has to decide if blood is truly thicker than water. © 2020 Pinnacle Entertainment Group ℗ 2021 Soundbooth Theater

Lullaby at the Rubble Heap The machines have taken over, and Charlotte is in a fight for her life when she meets an archaic progenitor of the machines that are even then wreaking havoc on her planet's surface.  Can she overlook a lifetime of fear in a time when they both need it most? Dead Tired Rick's old, dead, and tired of being a vampire.  He's about to end it all when a screaming orgasm changes everything. © 2016 Sara King ℗ 2022 Soundbooth Theater

Donut gains a new ally. The second floor comes to an end.

Chapters 35-39 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

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Maggie tries sleep, and goes shopping. Joe approves involuntarily.

Duke welcomes a new life into the world.

Having found Cicero's ring on a dead Legionary, Lucullus turns it in, earning the quest to save the young Gaius Octavian. Phillipus has him at one of his villas. To complete his quest, Lucullus must lay siege to the villa and rescue the hostage before it's too late.

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits – includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) The Delvers LLC group is moving into the unknown. Tasked with a dangerous quest by Dolos, the god of Ludus, they have had to leave one of their members behind. Their journey will be full of shocking revelations as they learn more of Earth’s ancient history. Forces of evil that have been gathering on Ludus have begun to act. Henry and Jason are rapidly being caught in the middle of a world war. The stakes have never been higher. Although great, the power they have acquired thus far might not be enough to survive. Will Delvers LLC be able to complete their next mission? More importantly, even if they do, is the fight for the planet one they can even win? About the series: Join Henry and Jason as they explore Ludus, struggling to survive on an alien planet full of magic and monster. The two men from Earth will be forced to navigate new cultures and learn mysterious powers they continue to master. The two friends will make more allies along the way, even some they consider family. But in order to return home, they must finish the insane quest that Dolos, the god of Ludus, gave them. They will need an edge. Maybe modern know-how from Earth will be enough.

Chapters 40-44 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

AJ finds a rock. Maggie starts to grow on her. Then the shoggoth makes a mess.

Cutscenes give us some back story. Duke and Clara steal some flowers.

Master and slave. Captor and captive. Auld and Auldhund. The relationship between the magical Aulds and their beast-like Auldhunds is a dismal shell of what was once a deep kinship. Defying what is certain death, Auldhund Wulmaer makes his escape and seeks refuge in the forests beyond his caged existence. But will he manage to stay ahead of the malicious Aulds on his trail? © 2016 Sara King ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater

Chapters 45-49 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

Maggie and Joe visit the beach. Then they get sued for copyright infringement.

Duke and Clara head south. Duke gets an update from the outside. A deal is brokered.

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits -- includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) Book 2 of the hit monster-evolution LitRPG series with nearly 30 Million views on Royal Road. Jump into a rebirth story that mixes LitRPG and GameLit Elements with Monster evolution. Levels, Stats, Skills, Magic, Power Progression, Kingdom Building, Party Building, Army Building, evolution, a monster MC, gigantic enemies (compared to Ant at least), and plenty of humor fitting such an ludicrous premise.

Hannah and her younger, idealistic sister Amy get more than they were expecting during a camping trip to the glaciers of Alaska. © 2014 Sara King ℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater

Chapters 50-54 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

Maggie accidentally starts a cult. Then she meets Joe's mum.

Revelations abound. The game comes to an end. This was never too much.

WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk! Raw audio of upcoming audiobook No edits -- includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible) The game has changed. After receiving a mysterious message from a famous Proxima developer, Chase Knowles takes a step toward an incredible future. With an important tournament coming up, everything seems to be working in his favor. But there are other forces at play, even if some of those forces are internal. Wanting more from his relationship with Lady C., Chase goes to extreme lengths to bring her digital form to New York City through an android shell. Meanwhile, Iris takes over the dojo and focuses on the tournament, hoping to continue their winning streak. After a concert in Kingdom Ignis, their team is begrudgingly joined by a goblin from a famous guild known as the Mitherfickers, a member who may prove to be useful in the coming tournament. A new opportunity arises once Chase learns of a rare mythcrea club, but joining won't be as easy as it sounds... The illegal Monster Hunt App continues to change the course of Chase's life, but it also forces him to make important decisions, several of which could come back to haunt him. Reader Discretion is advised: Monster Hunt NYC contains adult situations, augmented reality, fantasy violence, a ton of action, and GameLit/LitRPG concepts. It was inspired by the Persona Games, Pokemon Go!, and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

Chapters 55-59 Perry Z has a Magical Destiny. Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers. When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother. Maybe there's a way he can do both...

Joe and Maggie go on a luxury space cruise. But they're joined by an unexpected guest...