When not observing planet Earth from his space mansion, Gary Furlong can be found narrating audiobooks. He enjoys long walks on the moon, star-bathing, and Law and Order SVU.
As a narrator, Gary specializes in accents and dialect, with fluency in Irish, British RP, and Standard American. In four years of working fulltime in audiobook production, he has narrated over 100 audiobooks spanning fantasy, thriller, romance, YA, and nonfiction for world-class publishing houses and independent authors. Gary is also a two-time AudioFile Earphones Award winner and an Independent Audiobook Award-winning narrator.
Based (verrrrrry loosely) on True Events.
Alexis Lieberman has been hacked. And not just hacked like someone stole her credit card information and did something reasonable, like buy a new TV or go to Aruba. Oh, nooooooo, of course not. No, she got hacked, and her credit card was used to buy the most vile, disgusting thing she could even contemplate.
Sub sandwiches with extra mayo.
That’s right — her identity was stolen and all they got was some cheap sub sandwich delivery, and not even good subs at that. But that’s beside the point. The point is that her identity was stolen, the sanctity of her computing world was violated, and it is high time that the evildoers were brought to justice, and made to answer for their crimes against Lexi — and against lunches worldwide. I mean, really. Extra mayo? Who even does that?
But now Lexi has another problem. Nobody cares. Not the local police, not the police in the town where the subs were fraudulently purchased, not even the FBI, who’s supposed to handle things like interstate wire fraud, international drug cartels, and human trafficking.
No, there’s no evidence of international drug cartels or human trafficking, but there’s also no evidence that those things aren’t involved, now is there?
So Lexi, after a long afternoon day drinking with her next door neighbor and BFF, Rhonda Mabry, she does the only thing she can think of — she loads up the Prius and heads off to Orlando in search of justice and whoever would order extra mayo. I mean, gross.
Along the way, there are drunken bar fights, drunken Bar Olympics, underwear malfunctions, a visit to at least one drunk tank, a fling with a man missing his eyebrows (which may or may not be Lexi’s doing), a showdown with the Russian mob, and a mechanical bull named Hornicus Prime.
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E1
2h 12m
Metal and Blood
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E1
2h 12m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Believing Boxxy gone, Fizzy leaves her life in Azurvale behind and sets out to seek fame and fortune. She has her sights set on the Horkensaft Kingdom’s Royal Institute of Technology and all the prestige and resources she’d gain access to if admitted. However, despite her intentions for a clean slate and solitary career, life quickly reminds her of the most vital lesson that box-shaped war crime drilled into her – no single being can survive this world without allies.
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
B:1
17h 46m
Small Chests Are Fine Too
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
B:1
17h 46m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
It is an undeniable fact that good things come in small packages. More often than not, it is necessary to trim the fat in order to bring what really matters to the forefront. Having extra bulk may seem like a good idea, but in reality it is merely a crutch that will one day become a hindrance, as it is no substitute for personality nor ability. Indeed, often times it is the small things in life that brighten up our daily lives and constantly remind us exactly why we do the things we do.
However, it is important to keep an open mind, for while bigger is not always better, there are also times when it is. This holds especially true when it comes to hopes and dreams, which have been known to require a suitably large container from time to time. And while dreaming big could potentially lead to massive disappointment, it is also possible to reach for the stars while aiming at the moon.
These are the truths that one tiny woman with a gigantic aspiration is about to discover.
DISCLAIMER: This is a spin-off/side story of Everybody Loves Large Chests, which takes place during the events of Volume 7: Goroth.
Narrated By: Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Gary Furlong
When Jonathan Harker visits the castle of the enigmatic Count Dracula at the behest of his employer, he has no idea of the horrors lurking within and poised to spread across Europe. But after narrowly escaping the castle – and the vampires dwelling within – Harker knows what true evil looks like. Now, with the help of everyone’s favorite polymath turned vampire hunter, Abraham Van Helsing, and a small band of dedicated do-gooders, Harker must find a way to destroy Dracula and save the world.
Soundbooth Theater is proud to release our rendition of one of the most popular tales in western literature. Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and Gary Francis Furlong effortlessly breathe life into this 123-year-old text. No matter how familiar you are with Dracula, we guarantee this Audio Deep Dive will send shivers down your spine.
WARNING: Our script is a faithful adaptation of a century-old story. As such, some language and themes depicted reflect outdated attitudes that in no way reflect the views of Soundbooth Theater.
(P)2020 Soundbooth Theater
Episode 1: Thank You for Volunteering
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E1
3h 6m
4.00
Episode 1: Thank You for Volunteering
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E1
3h 6m
4
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Carl tries to save the cat. The world ends. The game begins. As it turns out, the apocalypse will be televised.
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E2
2h 28m
Parts and Puzzles
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E2
2h 28m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Bureaucracy, maintenance, and odd jobs. Though hardly the most glamorous start to her new life, Fizzy understands that the ambitious future she envisions for herself demands a solid foundation. Standing out so much certainly helps with getting herself established, though it does have its downsides whenever it starts attracting trouble as well.
The Red-Headed League
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
B:2
45m
The Red-Headed League
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
B:2
45m
By: -
Narrated By: Gary Furlong
A man comes to Sherlock Holmes seeking advice about the disappearance of a bizarre society of red-headed young men that are funded by a man who sympathized with red-headed men.
℗ 2023 Soundbooth Theater
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E3
2h 57m
One Small Step
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E3
2h 57m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
With her finances finally sorted and her strangely willing servant properly situated, the tireless golem is almost ready to start pursuing her dreams in earnest. She just needs to remain patient for a while longer. Once her crippled arm is reconstructed and reattached, there will be nothing left to stop her from moving up in the world.
Frank learns how saferooms work. Carl and Donut hit the gym.
Episode 4
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E4
3h 1m
Episode 4
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E4
3h 1m
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Back on Earth, armed with hard-earned technology and knowledge to aid humanity, the crew takes the opportunity for some well-earned R&R before heading back to Bryte.
Mischief, Pets, and Fear
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E4
1h 14m
Mischief, Pets, and Fear
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E4
1h 14m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Special Agent Sarah Johanson, the psy-operative responsible for breaking into Mag’rathlak’s summoning ritual, hasn’t given up. She’s still under orders from Her Immortal Majesty’s Supernatural Eviction Agency to monitor the Class-3 Cosmic Entity as it… does whatever it’s doing, and so she remains vigilant at her monitor, watching “the subject” as it drinks with Joe and the lads at a pub.
Meanwhile, Joe has to practice for an upcoming Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, which means Maggie has to figure out how to entertain herself for a few days. As she quests to discover the animal life that has attached itself to human culture, she happens to meet Mr. Charles, the owner of a novelty shop that just happens to sell pets. Fascinated by the idea of owning a cute critter of her own, she quickly learns how owners should and shouldn’t treat their pets.
On the Shoulders of Giants
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E4
1h 45m
On the Shoulders of Giants
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E4
1h 45m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
They say shoot for the moon, but this is just ridiculous, even by the erratic standards of the God of Chaos. Still, as his devoted Paladin, Fizzy is determined to adapt to her extraordinary circumstances and eventually find her way home, even if it takes her centuries. Still, she’d best not dally, as her companions-by-chance probably don’t have that luxury. Bloody meatbags.
Carl and his new friends interrupt an intimate get together.
Episode 5
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E5
4h 14m
Episode 5
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E5
4h 14m
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Bryne: a planet swarming with deadly warped, but rich in advanced materials. Centillion: a barren world filled with danger and the remnants of a long-dead civilization. Just a couple of typical days on the Unity crew’s mission.
Regret and Travel
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E5
40m
Regret and Travel
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E5
40m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
In the last episode, Maggie was very naughty. So naughty, in fact, the police were called. Thankfully, sky-diving without a license is a minor offense, and so she was only brought into the station long enough for Joe to come and get her. But Joe's trouble doesn't stop there. Practice has been going great for the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, but his teammate Ryan's Full Immersion Pod 3000™ is on the fritz. Hopefully Joe can convince Maggie to bring a shoggoth or two to Ryan's flat in time to save his Full Immersion Pod 3000™, and the tournament...
The Shrill
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E5
1h 43m
The Shrill
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E5
1h 43m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Yoshi rolls out the red carpet for Duke. Banksy leaves the nest. Aunt Bernadette generates a quest.
Dr. Charlie Newcastle invented a radical new technology that changed the world, making commutes, trains, highways, shipping, and airlines obsolete. What he wasn’t counting on, however, was his new creation falling into the hands of terrorists. Can Charlie go back to his hay day as an inventor to create a brand new technology that can counter the one that altered the course of mankind before it’s too late, or will his greatest creation become the greatest weapon the world has ever seen?
Episode 5: Smile and Wave. Smile and Wave!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E5
2h 3m
Episode 5: Smile and Wave. Smile and Wave!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E5
2h 3m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Princess Donut’s dreams of intergalactic stardom finally come true.
Victory and Equity
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E6
53m
Victory and Equity
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E6
53m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie and Joe visit the "zoo" that Ryan's uncle works at. But after that, there's no time to waste. Joe and the lads need help with the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament. When the pressure is on, Maggie shows her worth as a star pilot, but is it enough to win?
From Bob with Love
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E6
2h 41m
From Bob with Love
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E6
2h 41m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Optimism is a feeling Fizzy long thought dead and buried, yet here it is, rearing its ugly head. Just the faintest suggestion that Boxxy might still be alive was enough to make her core buzz with anticipation and glee. Unfortunately, the task of getting to it has not been made simpler, and if all she needs to do to accomplish it is wipe out an indigenous civilization or two, then so be it.
Necroshire
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E6
36m
Necroshire
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E6
36m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke jumps headfirst into the art of Kaiju husbandry and then makes an in-person visit to the clinic. Legal trouble abounds.
Carl and Donut briefly consider a business proposal. A bathroom break goes awry.
Inquiry, Passion, and Order
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E7
1h 23m
Inquiry, Passion, and Order
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E7
1h 23m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Officer Maloney knows something isn't quite right. Her Immortal Majesty's Supernatural Eviction Agency wanted him to drop this whole "skydiving" incident, but his curiosity just won't have it. But Maggie always knows when she's being watched...
To Infinity and Back Again
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E7
3h 1m
To Infinity and Back Again
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E7
3h 1m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Upgrades! Now even more wondrous, fantastic, and lethal – not to mention with a divine sponsorship – Fizzy is finally ready to put this madness behind her and return to some semblance of normalcy. She doesn’t even have to commit genocide to do it. Instead, she has to lead the charge against a tyrannical, mechanical overlord that has had an entire century to fortify themselves. What could possibly go wrong?
Epsilon
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E7
1h 59m
Epsilon
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E7
1h 59m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke serves his time. Epsilon catches a cold. Clara tells on herself.
An exploit is used to its full potential. Carl and Donut encounter an old friend.
Confidence, Compromise, and Routine
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E8
1h 29m
Confidence, Compromise, and Routine
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E8
1h 29m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Joe becomes perturbed when Maggie pays someone else a little too much attention, and London Bridge begins to fall as Her Immortal God Queen tries to make amends.
Olga
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E8
1h 13m
Olga
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E8
1h 13m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke and Clara deal with some bull. Olga misbehaves.
Episode 8: A BETRAYAL MOST FOUL
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E8
1h 51m
Episode 8: A BETRAYAL MOST FOUL
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E8
1h 51m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Donut gains a new ally. The second floor comes to an end.
Overwork, Perspective, and Fashion
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E9
1h 9m
Overwork, Perspective, and Fashion
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E9
1h 9m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie tries sleep, and goes shopping. Joe approves involuntarily.
The Conception
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E9
1h 8m
The Conception
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E9
1h 8m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke welcomes a new life into the world.
Misdirection, Trust, and Procrastination
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E10
1h 25m
Misdirection, Trust, and Procrastination
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E10
1h 25m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
AJ finds a rock. Maggie starts to grow on her. Then the shoggoth makes a mess.
The Chained Gods
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E10
1h 23m
The Chained Gods
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E10
1h 23m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Cutscenes give us some back story. Duke and Clara steal some flowers.
Vacation, Shipping, and Lawyers
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E11
1h 47m
Vacation, Shipping, and Lawyers
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E11
1h 47m
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie and Joe visit the beach. Then they get sued for copyright infringement.
Hell
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E11
1h 24m
Hell
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E11
1h 24m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke and Clara head south. Duke gets an update from the outside. A deal is brokered.
Cotton
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E12
1h 53m
Cotton
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E12
1h 53m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Revelations abound. The game comes to an end. This was never too much.