She is a veteran audiobook narrator with a wide array of titles under her belt. In her limited free time, she hunts and stuffs butterflies (probably) and hosts a podcast called “Never Say Macbeth” (definitely), which is available on Spreaker.
With the name of Earth's greatest threat finally revealed, the Earth Force prepares for its most critical mission yet. Before they can venture into the stars, they must first secure humanity’s survival at home. As they battle deadly monsters and eradicate the dreaded Broodmothers, their goal is clear: arm humanity with the tools to endure the chaos and ready themselves for the journey beyond the stars.
Daniel's guide to early retirement:
Intercept illegal money transfer from mafia boss.
Hide out in a super-exclusive full-immersion virtual reality game until the heat is off.
Roll a bard. Max out charisma. Live it up.
Profit.
With all the pesky planning out of the way, Daniel set out to realize his ultimate dream: gaining enough money to buy a tropical island and spend his days playing the violin and RPGs. What could possibly go wrong?
Disclaimer: There shall be no harems in this series. Overpowered, perfect protagonists will not be tolerated, and excessive cursing will result in donations to the swear jar.
Episode 1: Thank You for Volunteering
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E1
3h 6m
4.00
Episode 1: Thank You for Volunteering
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E1
3h 6m
4
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Carl tries to save the cat. The world ends. The game begins. As it turns out, the apocalypse will be televised.
Kaylin did the impossible when she kept the Ascendency from ripping apart the galaxy.
Stealing the deadly Virtue of War might have been the greatest heist of her thieving career, except that she was captured. Now a prisoner of the Ascendency, Kaylin finds herself whisked away from Earth and taken to the alien planet Skarlin, where the universe's top scientists are working to replicate the deadly technology used in the Virtues.
If they're successful, the Ascendency will become unstoppable.
That leaves Kaylin with only one option—break free from her captors and sabotage their labs, destroying the Virtues once and for all. It seems like an impossible task. But luckily, those are her specialty.
The Fallen Bard
World of Chains
B:2
15h 32m
The Fallen Bard
World of Chains
B:2
15h 32m
By: Lars M.
Narrated By: Justin Thomas James
Daniel's (updated) guide to early retirement, version 2.0:
Intercept illegal money transfer from mafia boss. (Complete success. Except for the part where I was discovered and almost caught.)
Hide out in a super-exclusive full immersion virtual reality game until the heat is off. (Doing fine so far. They may have figured out that I’m in-game. Still, it’s a huge game, so no problem, right?)
Roll a bard. Max out charisma. Live it up. (Two out of three ain’t bad. We’re just postponing the "live it up" part a bit.)
Profit. (Still almost two years to go for that. Think happy thoughts!)
He could have been way worse off. Sure, Daniel was stuck in-game as the local bard of a quaint village, but people were nice, the quests juicy, and the lore intriguing. Even so, with the mob on the lookout, Daniel would soon find himself sorely tested to avoid detection.
Disclaimer: Still no harems in this series, even with a bard MC. Go figure. We’re going light on the cursing and less light on the puns. You were warned.
Episode 2: Ayúdame
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E2
1h 36m
Episode 2: Ayúdame
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E2
1h 36m
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
The team gets dirty. Carl and Donut save children from a drug war.
Planetside / Parting Gift
The Legend of ZERO
B:2
1h 41m
Planetside / Parting Gift
The Legend of ZERO
B:2
1h 41m
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Laurie Catherine Winkel
Planetside
Ueshi don’t live long enough to train to be pilots—Congress doesn’t find it cost effective with their short lifespans. Arius, who knows Ueshi are faster and have better reflexes than the rest of Congressional species, is determined to change that. He joined the Congressional Space Force and collected stellar marks all through basic training—only to be flatly told to pick something else as his specialty. What is a young, cockpit-obsessed Ueshi prodigy to do? This is the story of how the first Ueshi pilot got his wings, setting the gold standard for all Space Corps flyboys who came after!
Parting Gift
The Huouyt weren’t the only sentient species that evolved on the Huouyt homeworld. While the Huouyt evolved in the oceans, the single massive continent was home to the Vanun, a species that spent untold millennia in constant struggle with their shape-shifting natural enemies. This is the story of the final days of the war between the Vanun and the Huouyt and how it was brought to an end forever.
Lynet delves into the highlands on a desperate mission to find her former mentor and friend, the last Wisher. But when they reluctantly team up to defeat a mortal enemy, she finds that the power she seeks may come from the unlikeliest of sources.